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GeneralRe: Apples are bad for you PinmemberChrisElston10-Dec-12 22:02 
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GeneralGodwin's Law II PinmemberDalek Dave10-Dec-12 4:09 
GeneralRe: Godwin's Law II PinmemberMehGerbil10-Dec-12 4:19 
GeneralRe: Godwin's Law II PinmemberDalek Dave10-Dec-12 4:25 
GeneralRe: Godwin's Law II PinmemberMehGerbil10-Dec-12 4:52 
Here is how it works:
1: Decide that you want to get something done. For example, let's say I want to get Dalek Dave banned from the CP forums because he has more reputation points than myself and I find it annoying. Of course, I cannot sell the idea that he should be banned for such a flimsy reason so I have to come up with some other reason.
2: As it turns out, I knew a guy in High School who was a racist. This guy's name was 'Dave'. No this guy has absolutely no relationship to Dalek Dave but that isn't required. I contact a few friends and start a rumor campaign that 'Dave' is actually a racist forum handle. Soon people are wondering how Dalek Dave could be so insensitive.
3: Eventually someone asks Dalek Dave on the forum about his racist forum handle - at this point, the ball is in Dave's court but the end is already assured by virtue of the fact that someone asked the question. Dave is going to make a big mistake - he'll try to use logic to answer the objections which will end up making him look like a heartless prick.
4: At this point I'll chime in with "Doesn't anyone on this forum care about people of race [fill in the blank]?" About 1,000 people who've run their whole lives off emotion will fall over themselves to voice support for the permanent removal of Dave from the forums. There will be candlelight vigils, crying women of Oprah, a congressional investigation, etc.
5: If voting is turned on I'll post a self-righteous bit of nonsense about how pleased I am that the people at CP take racism seriously. It would get between 10K-15K of points as the crowd of brainwashed bots re-affirm the execution of Dave by shouting AMEN to every proclaimation of their resident watch dog.
6: Dave enlists the help of John Simmons and they hunt down MehGerbil in real life and use his corpse for target practice out in a field somewhere.
7: A granite statue to erected to MehGerbil. The inscription reads: "In Memory of the brave sacrifice of this dear fellow in his fight against the evil of DAVE".
8: Later, politicians quote me in additional witch hunts, ascribing to me things I never said.
GeneralRe: Godwin's Law II PinmemberColin Mullikin10-Dec-12 4:59 
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GeneralRe: Godwin's Law II PinprotectorAspDotNetDev10-Dec-12 6:35 
GeneralRe: Godwin's Law II PinmemberMehGerbil10-Dec-12 5:15 
GeneralRe: Godwin's Law II Pinmembercharlieg10-Dec-12 12:04 
GeneralRe: Godwin's Law II PinmemberColin Mullikin10-Dec-12 4:57 
GeneralRe: Godwin's Law II PinmemberMehGerbil10-Dec-12 13:12 
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GeneralRe: Godwin's Law II PinmemberMaximilien10-Dec-12 4:34 
GeneralRe: Godwin's Law II PinmvpJohn Simmons / outlaw programmer10-Dec-12 4:36 
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GeneralRe: Godwin's Law II PinmemberDan Neely10-Dec-12 5:52 
GeneralRe: Godwin's Law II PinmemberChrisElston10-Dec-12 6:29 
GeneralRe: Godwin's Law II PinmemberEnnis Ray Lynch, Jr.10-Dec-12 7:05 
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