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David O'Neil13-Jun-14 9:40
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Haven't seen this one here before, but no guarantees I didn't miss it:

Rich Man/Poor Man
A man was driving a VW Beetle in Houston, and notices a Rolls Royce limo in front on him, so he pulls up next to the limo and motions for the owner to roll the window down.

"Nice car you got there," says the Texan. "Mine has a car phone...does yours?"

"Of course!" replied the limo owner, "and a fax."

"Yeah mine has a fax, too and a jacuzzi. How about yours"

"Yep, mine has a jacuzzi too."

"Well mine has a queen size water bed. Does yours have that?" says the Houstonian.

The limo owner gets huffy and rolls up the window, and has his driver take off very rudely. But he can’t stand being outclassed by a VW, so he immediately goes to a custom shop and gets a king size water bed installed. When he gets it back, he drives all over Houston looking for the guy in the VW so he can show him up.

He finally sees the VW parked on the side of the road, so he drives up next to it and honks the horn. When the guy doesn't roll down the window he gets out and walks up to the car and notices the windows are all steamed up, so he knocks on one to get the guy’s attention. A few seconds later the Texan opens it a crack.

"Now I've got a king size water bed in my limo!" the limo owner says.

The Texan replies, "You got me out of the shower just to tell me that?!!"

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