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Search engine on Codeproject is not so good, better to use google as I'd recommend to do it with "site:codeproject.com"
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Noted! Thank you 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who separate humankind in two distinct categories, and those who don't.
"I have two hobbies: breasts." DSK
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An engineer goes into his manager’s office. The manager is holding something in his fingers.
“What do you have there?” says the engineer.
“Something that looks like plastic, but feels more like rubber,” says the manager. “Let me have a look,” says the engineer. The manager hands it to him.
The engineer says, “Hmmm. This is interesting. It’s sort of solid, but sort of viscous too. Where’d you get it?”
The manager says, “Out of my nose.”
If first you don't succeed, hide all evidence you ever tried!
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Same spirit. Thanks
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who separate humankind in two distinct categories, and those who don't.
"I have two hobbies: breasts." DSK
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Releases balast to get closer to ground?
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Methinks a submariner wrote that.
Dave.
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Yeah that was where I was going too.
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As you may remember, we had a couple of powercuts on Tuesday that took out a HDD on my NAS (all fixed, and files rebuilt now).
Well, a week ago, we had a letter saying there would be an interruption to the supply last Thursday between 6:15 AM and 6:30PM - or that's how I read it, and what I planned for. Turns out my wife is better at reading that me, as she spotted it was 6:15AM to 6:30AM - which is a pretty big difference.
Anyway, the Postman has just been and we have another letter, about another interruption to service, this time next Thursday.
Now, I've read this, re-reading it, and checked it again. And it definitely says "between 6:00AM and 6:01AM". 
I don't know what they are going to do in sixty seconds, but I'll stock up with batteries, just in case! 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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There making coffee
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I could be a grammar Nazi, but I will leave that role to someone else.
Here's a hint: There, Their. They're not the same.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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At least you're not a electrician that shuts down the power for 1 minute. 
There as in over there
Their as in a group
They're as in They are
Something like that?
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OriginalGriff wrote: I don't know what they are going to do in sixty seconds
Laugh their stupid heads off, probably.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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OriginalGriff wrote: I don't know what they are going to do in sixty seconds
What kind of car have you got? It could be gone in 60 seconds 
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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So naturally the largest Norwegian newspaper said: "Netherland crushed Germany 5-1" on the front page[^].
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Veni, vidi, vici.
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No way! Holy crap, do they really not give a sh*t about football or is it a Freudian slip?
"The whole idea that carbon dioxide is the main cause of the recent global warming is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s." climate-models-go-cold
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You mean that they wanted Germany to lose? Might be, or more likely is that the person didn't care at all
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Ahem![^]
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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I had forgotten about that! I'd bet there was a lot of drunk people in England that day 
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I'm curious about the thought process that goes into posting a massive wall of text, followed by a sketchy as f*** link on a site populated by fairly technical people.
Do they really expect people to visit their website and buy their muscle enhancement crap?
Any insights?
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No - it's about links to his site affecting google search result position.
Popular / important sites linking to his site should boost it, so if anyone is searching for any of the terms in the junk text, it should get his link pushed up and clicked on.
See here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PageRank[^] - though I don't think it's strictly relevant any more.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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You mean you don't visit those sites? But they got good stuff on sale and it really works! I pick up different girls every weekend since I started using those products! My uhhh... muscles grew a whopping 2" already!
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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More common is: "I was once a lazy depressed person etc". I took x or did y and now I'm uber successful. 
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"...I switched it, I took the negativity and ditched it!!!"
Yeah, right. So...if you are so successful, why are you giving cr@ppy talks to morons in a village hall and trying desperately to flog your branded sh*t?
"Motivational speakers": Obligatory Dilberts
http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/1993-05-15/[^]
http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2006-10-29/[^]
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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