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JokeRe: Drunk driving PinmemberJoan Murt7-Aug-12 0:00 
GeneralRe: Drunk driving PinmemberMike Hankey7-Aug-12 4:09 
JokeBJOTD Pinmembermark merrens6-Aug-12 6:29 
JokeBJOTD: Sally and the vibrator PinmemberJoan Murt5-Aug-12 23:41 
JokePriceless! Pinmemberkrumia5-Aug-12 20:48 
GeneralRe: Priceless! PinmemberXmen W.K.6-Aug-12 19:01 
GeneralRe: Priceless! PinmemberMike Hankey7-Aug-12 4:08 
JokeAussie JOTD [modified] PinmemberMark H25-Aug-12 13:39 
No I'm won't mention that New Zealand has more gold than Australia Big Grin | :-D
Two young ladies, Cheryl and Sharon (Chez and Shazza in Aus-speak), from country Victoria are in Melbourne for the day and end up at the perfume department in Myer.
They're looking about checking out all the brands when Chez stops and says to Shazza "'Venir à moi'. What the fark does that mean?". Shazza replies "Farked if I know Chez."
At that moment the sales assistant springs to their aid. "'Venir à moi' ladies, means "Come to me" in Fench."
Chez looks at the assistant, then sprays a decent sample on her forearm and takes a long sniff. Then she shoves her arm under Shazza's nose and says "Oi, Shazza! That doesn't smell like "Come to me". Does it smell like come to you?".

modified 5-Aug-12 19:34pm.

JokeRe: Aussie JOTD PinmemberMycroft Holmes6-Aug-12 2:14 
GeneralRe: Aussie JOTD PinmemberLe Gauchiste8-Aug-12 8:02 
GeneralRe: Aussie JOTD PinmemberMark H28-Aug-12 16:46 
JokeSomeones Coming.... PinmemberJammoD875-Aug-12 0:07 
GeneralRe: Someones Coming.... Pinmemberstib_markc5-Aug-12 19:26 
GeneralRe: Someones Coming.... PinmemberSoMad7-Aug-12 12:01 
JokeBJOTD - okay, try this one... Pinmembermark merrens3-Aug-12 8:22 
GeneralRe: BJOTD - okay, try this one... Pinmemberjeron13-Aug-12 8:27 
GeneralRe: BJOTD - okay, try this one... Pinmembermark merrens3-Aug-12 8:53 
GeneralRe: BJOTD - okay, try this one... PinmemberMark H25-Aug-12 13:20 
GeneralRe: BJOTD - okay, try this one... Pinmemberhoernchenmeister6-Aug-12 1:03 
JokeBJOTD - probably a repost but made me laugh... Pinmembermark merrens3-Aug-12 7:38 
GeneralRe: BJOTD - probably a repost but made me laugh... Pinmemberjeron13-Aug-12 8:08 
GeneralIf at first you don't succeed..!! Pinmember_Amy3-Aug-12 5:14 
JokeSingle... again... Pinmemberhoernchenmeister3-Aug-12 3:25 
GeneralRe: Single... again... Pinmemberdjj553-Aug-12 4:09 
JokeOsama writes George a Letter Pinmemberhoernchenmeister3-Aug-12 3:24 

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