|Man who sucks nipples makes clean breast of things.
Virgin with thimble on finger, never feel prick.
army like blow job closer to discharge you get, the better it feels
"Woman who dance while wearing a jockstrap have make believe ballroom.
"Man who smoke pot, choke on handle."
"Sailor who gets discharged from navy, leave buddies behind."
Man who make love to cash register, come into money.
Man who fondle girl having period, get caught red handed.
Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have crappy time.
He who sniffs coke, gets ice cube up nose.
Never argue with a women when she's tired -- or rested.
If you want a committed man, look in mental hospital!
He who eats crackers in bed, get crummy sleep.
Woman who wears padded bra, makes mountains out of molehills.
Man who pulls on woman's bra-strap, may get bust in mouth.
To make egg roll, push it.
Chemist who fall in acid, get absorbed in work.
Girl's best asset is her `lie' ability.
He who eats ice cream in car, is a Sundae Driver
He who stick head in open window, gets pane in neck.