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GeneralRe: Post marriage rules... Pinmemberahmed zahmed9-Oct-12 6:12 
GeneralRe: Post marriage rules... PinmemberHiren solanki9-Oct-12 21:18 
JokeYou mustn't drunk I'm think! PinmemberNaerling8-Oct-12 11:10 
GeneralRe: You mustn't drunk I'm think! Pinmembermark merrens8-Oct-12 11:21 
GeneralRe: You mustn't drunk I'm think! Pinmemberhoernchenmeister8-Oct-12 21:45 
GeneralRe: You mustn't drunk I'm think! Pinmember_AK_9-Oct-12 0:20 
GeneralRe: You mustn't drunk I'm think! PinmemberAmol_B15-Oct-12 2:12 
JokeBJOTD Pinmembermark merrens8-Oct-12 9:45 
Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the State Fair every year. Every year Stumpy would say, "Martha, I'd like to ride in that airplane." And every year Martha would say, "I know, Stumpy, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars."
This one year Stumpy and Martha went to the fair and Stumpy said, "Martha, I'm 71 years old. If I don't ride that airplane this year I may never get another chance."
Martha replied, "Stumpy, that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars."
The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal. I'll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I won't charge you, but if you say one word it's ten dollars."
Stumpy and Martha agreed and up they go. The pilot does all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word is heard. He does all his tricks over again, but still not a word.
They land and the pilot turns to Stumpy, "By golly, I did everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you didn't."
Stumpy replied, "Well, I was gonna say something when Martha fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars."
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
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JokeTexting Arithmetic PinmemberCollin Jasnoch8-Oct-12 9:13 
GeneralRe: Texting Arithmetic Pinmemberloctrice8-Oct-12 9:21 
JokeNow hiring.... Pinmemberhoernchenmeister8-Oct-12 6:44 
GeneralRe: Now hiring.... PinmemberMendor818-Oct-12 22:32 
JokeI don't understand my wife... Pinmemberihoecken8-Oct-12 0:01 
JokeRe: I don't understand my wife... [modified] PinmemberShameel8-Oct-12 2:51 
GeneralRe: I don't understand my wife... PinmemberMike Hankey8-Oct-12 13:52 
JokeBig titroubles... PinmemberJoan Murt7-Oct-12 23:56 
GeneralRe: Big titroubles... PinmemberJörgen Andersson8-Oct-12 1:48 
GeneralRe: Big titroubles... PinmemberJohnny J.8-Oct-12 3:02 
GeneralRe: Big titroubles... PinmemberMike Hankey8-Oct-12 13:55 
GeneralBlind man PinmemberJörgen Andersson6-Oct-12 11:03 
GeneralTherapy PinmemberJörgen Andersson6-Oct-12 11:00 
GeneralRe: Therapy Pinmemberhoernchenmeister8-Oct-12 0:35 
GeneralHalf-sister PinmemberJörgen Andersson6-Oct-12 10:58 
GeneralRe: Half-sister PinmemberRichard Deeming8-Oct-12 9:58 
JokeTickle me Elmo PinmemberJörgen Andersson6-Oct-12 10:49 

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