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JokeBJOTD Pinmembermark merrens9-Nov-12 5:09 
JokeBJOTD Pinmemberihoecken8-Nov-12 22:02 
GeneralBringer of life. Pinmemberegenis8-Nov-12 20:12 
JokeThe Question... Pinmemberegenis8-Nov-12 20:07 
GeneralRe: The Question... Pinmemberhoernchenmeister9-Nov-12 0:09 
GeneralRe: The Question... Pinmemberegenis11-Nov-12 17:28 
GeneralRe: The Question... Pinmemberhoernchenmeister11-Nov-12 20:32 
JokeWhy it's cool to be man! Pinmemberihoecken8-Nov-12 6:20 
(I hope it isn' to old)
 

1- Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
2- Your orgasms are real. Always.
3- Your last name stays put.
4- The garage is all yours.
5- Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6- You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
7- Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8- You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
9- Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
10- Same work, more pay.
11- Wrinkles add character.
12- You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
13- Wedding dress $2,000.00; Tux rental $100.00
14- If you retain water, it's in a canteen
15- People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
16- New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
17- One mood, all the damn time.
18- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
19- A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
20- You can open all your own jars.
21- You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
22- Your underwear is $10.00 for a three-pack.
23- If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
24- You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
25- Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26- You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "he must be mad at me".
27- No maxi-pads.'
28- If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
29- You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
30- You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
31- You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
32- The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
33- Your belly usually hides your big hips
34- One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
35- You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
36- Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in minutes.
37- The world is your urinal.
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How do I take my coffee? Black as midnight on a moonless night.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

GeneralRe: Why it's cool to be man! PinmemberAlmadarius8-Nov-12 9:59 
JokeRe: Why it's cool to be man! Pinmemberihoecken8-Nov-12 22:37 
GeneralRe: Why it's cool to be man! PinmemberAlmadarius9-Nov-12 4:33 
GeneralRe: Why it's cool to be man! PinmemberChrisElston9-Nov-12 2:13 
GeneralRe: Why it's cool to be man! PinmemberMycroft Holmes10-Nov-12 23:48 
GeneralRe: Why it's cool to be man! Pinmember Michael Martin 13-Nov-12 22:34 
GeneralRe: Why it's cool to be man! PinmemberFreak3013-Nov-12 1:03 
JokeBJOTD - golden oldie. Pinmembermark merrens8-Nov-12 5:34 
RantThey've already started using it Pinmember_Peeves8-Nov-12 5:18 
GeneralRe: They've already started using it Pinmemberharold aptroot8-Nov-12 5:30 
GeneralRe: They've already started using it Pinmember_Peeves9-Nov-12 1:40 
GeneralRe: They've already started using it PinmemberSoMad8-Nov-12 9:54 
GeneralRe: They've already started using it PinmemberRichard Deeming8-Nov-12 10:14 
GeneralRe: They've already started using it Pinmember_Peeves9-Nov-12 1:31 
GeneralRe: They've already started using it PinmemberMycroft Holmes10-Nov-12 23:52 
GeneralSomeone will get fired for this PinmemberMendor818-Nov-12 4:33 
JokeRe: Someone will get fired for this PinmemberJohnny J.8-Nov-12 4:48 

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