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GeneralRe: Powerpoint, or how microsoft is developping software for dumb people PinmemberRage12-Nov-12 0:51 
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JokeInteresting observation PinmemberVivic10-Nov-12 4:19 
GeneralRe: Interesting observation PinmemberZac Greve10-Nov-12 4:49 
GeneralRe: Interesting observation Pinmember_Josh_10-Nov-12 8:52 
GeneralRe: Interesting observation PinmemberChrisElston12-Nov-12 1:09 
GeneralRe: Interesting observation Pinmemberhansoctantan12-Nov-12 3:18 
GeneralRe: Interesting observation PinmemberJörgen Andersson11-Nov-12 1:08 
GeneralRe: Interesting observation PinmemberJohnny J.11-Nov-12 23:16 
GeneralRe: Interesting observation PinmemberJörgen Andersson11-Nov-12 23:30 
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JokeBJOTD Pinmembermark merrens9-Nov-12 5:09 
A couple was going to a costume party. The husband was unsure of what costume to wear. His wife was telling him to hurry or they would be late for the party. She was walking down the stairs from the bedroom, completely naked except on her feet were a big old floppy pair of boots.
 
"Where is your costume?" the husband asked.
 
"This is it," replied his wife.
 
"What the hell kind of costume is that???" asked the husband.
 
"Why, I am going as Puss and Boots," explains the wife. "Now hurry and get your costume on."
 
The husband went upstairs and was back in about 2 minutes. He also was completely naked except he had a rose vase slid over his penis.
 
"What the hell kind of costume is that???" asked the wife.
 
"I am a fire alarm," he replied.
 
"A fire alarm?" she repeated laughing.
 
"Yes," he replied. "In case of fire break the glass, pull twice and I come."
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
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JokeBJOTD Pinmemberihoecken8-Nov-12 22:02 
GeneralBringer of life. Pinmemberegenis8-Nov-12 20:12 
JokeThe Question... Pinmemberegenis8-Nov-12 20:07 
GeneralRe: The Question... Pinmemberhoernchenmeister9-Nov-12 0:09 
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JokeWhy it's cool to be man! Pinmemberihoecken8-Nov-12 6:20 
GeneralRe: Why it's cool to be man! PinmemberAlmadarius8-Nov-12 9:59 
JokeRe: Why it's cool to be man! Pinmemberihoecken8-Nov-12 22:37 
GeneralRe: Why it's cool to be man! PinmemberAlmadarius9-Nov-12 4:33 
GeneralRe: Why it's cool to be man! PinmemberChrisElston9-Nov-12 2:13 
GeneralRe: Why it's cool to be man! PinmemberMycroft Holmes10-Nov-12 23:48 
GeneralRe: Why it's cool to be man! Pinmember Michael Martin 13-Nov-12 22:34 
GeneralRe: Why it's cool to be man! PinmemberFreak3013-Nov-12 1:03 
JokeBJOTD - golden oldie. Pinmembermark merrens8-Nov-12 5:34 
RantThey've already started using it Pinmember_Peeves8-Nov-12 5:18 
GeneralRe: They've already started using it Pinmemberharold aptroot8-Nov-12 5:30 
GeneralRe: They've already started using it Pinmember_Peeves9-Nov-12 1:40 
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GeneralRe: They've already started using it PinmemberRichard Deeming8-Nov-12 10:14 
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GeneralRe: They've already started using it PinmemberMycroft Holmes10-Nov-12 23:52 
GeneralSomeone will get fired for this PinmemberMendor818-Nov-12 4:33 
JokeRe: Someone will get fired for this PinmemberJohnny J.8-Nov-12 4:48 
GeneralBringing Home Gifts PinmemberChris Meech8-Nov-12 3:41 
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GeneralRe: Bringing Home Gifts PinmemberTesting 1 2 ... uh... 7?8-Nov-12 8:05 
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GeneralI like that kid PinmemberMendor817-Nov-12 22:53 
GeneralRe: I like that kid PinmentorKeith Barrow8-Nov-12 0:15 
GeneralRe: I like that kid PinmemberRage8-Nov-12 0:51 

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