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GeneralRe: marriage in heaven... PinmemberJ4amieC21-Nov-12 5:25 
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Joketaxidermists... Pinmemberhoernchenmeister21-Nov-12 3:23 
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RantCode rant Pinmemberdjj5521-Nov-12 3:16 
GeneralRe: Code rant Pinmemberloctrice21-Nov-12 3:24 
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JokeA regular occurrence PinmvpEspen Harlinn20-Nov-12 22:06 
An old lady is sitting in an old persons home looking out the window when an old man walks up to her and says "I know we can no longer take pleasure is sexual activities but could you come to the park with me and hold my penis?"

Seeing no harm in this she agrees and it becomes a regular occurrence. The same bench, the same day of the week.

Until one day the old lady goes to their regular spot and he isn't there. Slightly upset about this she goes looking for him. She finds him sitting on a bench with another woman holding his penis!
 
Distraught by this she goes up to him and shouts "What does she have that I don't?! He looks up smiling and says "Parkinson's"
Espen Harlinn
Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS

Projects promoting programming in "natural language" are intrinsically doomed to fail. Edsger W.Dijkstra

GeneralRe: A regular occurrence PinmemberVivic20-Nov-12 22:09 
GeneralRe: A regular occurrence PinmvpEspen Harlinn20-Nov-12 22:12 
GeneralRe: A regular occurrence PinmvpPrerak Patel20-Nov-12 23:32 
JokeOK:VBJOD PinmvpEspen Harlinn20-Nov-12 23:43 
GeneralRe: OK:VBJOD PinmemberMendor8121-Nov-12 0:21 
GeneralRe: A regular occurrence PinmentorWayne Gaylard20-Nov-12 22:33 
GeneralRe: A regular occurrence PinmvpEspen Harlinn20-Nov-12 22:34 
GeneralRe: A regular occurrence PinmentorWayne Gaylard21-Nov-12 0:15 
GeneralRe: A regular occurrence PinmvpEspen Harlinn21-Nov-12 0:17 
GeneralRe: A regular occurrence PinmemberJohnny J.20-Nov-12 23:00 
GeneralRe: A regular occurrence PinmvpEspen Harlinn20-Nov-12 23:05 
Jokecouples... PinmemberJoan Murt20-Nov-12 20:24 
GeneralZing la la PinmemberRickin Kane20-Nov-12 19:53 
Generalah dilbert! Pinmemberloctrice20-Nov-12 14:56 
JokeBJOTD: this is truly awful. Pinmembermark merrens20-Nov-12 6:21 
GeneralRe: BJOTD: this is truly awful. Pinmemberloctrice20-Nov-12 6:44 
GeneralRe: BJOTD: this is truly awful. PingroupSahir Shah25-Nov-12 23:34 

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