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GeneralRe: Oh my god. I might be infected Pin
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JokeTime for having children Pin
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Brady Kelly23-Nov-12 5:23
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JokeBJOTD: prepare to groan... Pin
mark merrens21-Nov-12 6:20
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Sahir Shah25-Nov-12 23:24
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Jokemarriage in heaven... Pin
hoernchenmeister21-Nov-12 3:25
memberhoernchenmeister21-Nov-12 3:25 
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a tragic car accident ended their lives.

When they got to heaven, they asked St. Peter if he could arrange for them to be married, saying that it was what they had hoped for in life, and they still desired wedded union. He thought about it and agreed, but said they would have to wait.

It was almost one hundred years later when St. Peter sent for them. They were married in a simple ceremony.

So things went on, for thirty years or so, but they determined, in this time, that eternity was best not spent together.

They went back to St. Peter, and said, "We thought we would be happy forever, but now we believe that we have irreconcilable differences. Is there any way we can get divorced?"

"Are you kidding?" said St. Peter. "It took me a hundred years to get a priest up here to marry you. I'll never get a lawyer!"
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Joketaxidermists... Pin
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RantCode rant Pin
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Marcus Kramer21-Nov-12 10:11
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JokeA regular occurrence Pin
Espen Harlinn20-Nov-12 22:06
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Prerak Patel20-Nov-12 23:32
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JokeOK:VBJOD Pin
Espen Harlinn20-Nov-12 23:43
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GeneralRe: A regular occurrence Pin
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Espen Harlinn20-Nov-12 22:34
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Espen Harlinn20-Nov-12 23:05
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Jokecouples... Pin
Joan Murt20-Nov-12 20:24
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GeneralZing la la Pin
Rickin Kane20-Nov-12 19:53
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Generalah dilbert! Pin
loctrice20-Nov-12 14:56
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JokeBJOTD: this is truly awful. Pin
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loctrice20-Nov-12 6:44
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Sahir Shah25-Nov-12 23:34
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RantIDEs for Linux Pin
BilliousBob20-Nov-12 4:46
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Vasudevan Deepak Kumar20-Nov-12 5:02
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Richard A. Abbott20-Nov-12 6:31
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BilliousBob23-Nov-12 4:16
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RantShould Micro$oft seriously think of re-defining their slogan? Pin
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