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In hindsight, my Facebook post should probably have said "I've blown the head gasket on my 1998 Ford XR3" rather than "I've just f***ed a fourteen year old escort".
The police still haven't seen the funny side of it, and they've confiscated my laptop.
However, the news isn't all bad - the wife has gone to stay with her mother.
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
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There is no such thing as "too funny".
Or atleast we haven't reached it yet.
I'm still waiting for Monty Pythons Funniest Joke in the World to be released.
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
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tldr
Will read tonight after work.
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Just ten people throughout the ages who have died of laughter, although they admit the last is urban myth.
One of them is very famous in the UK, and the clip he died laughing at is here[^].
It is The Goodies, which although far less well known shares the same origins as Monty Python, members of the two working together in various guises before each were formed.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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ChrisElston wrote: the clip he died laughing at is here
Must have had a bad heart.
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As I said, it is a famous incident in the UK, doctors recently did some tests on his daughter and concluded that he most likely did have a genetic heart complaint.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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I will check out the Goodies though, they're unknown over here.
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: I'm still waiting for Monty Pythons Funniest Joke in the World to be released.
They're an incredible bunch used to love watching them.
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Still love to watch them.
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I haven't seen them here in the states for years. Don't know why they don't show them?
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