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GeneralThe punchline to a joke 500 years in the making Pin
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GeneralGardening Pin
OriginalGriff14-Dec-12 3:51
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A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red.
One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbour who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.
"What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?"
The gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden naked in my trench coat and flash them. My tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."

Well, she was impressed! She decided to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a day for two weeks she flashed her garden hoping for the best.

The following week the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman, "By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red ?"
No", she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous...!"
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

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JokeShould children witness child birth? Pin
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JokeYes! That's love! Pin
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