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A policeman sent his wife to a resort for a two-week vacation, but he couldn't get off-duty until the second week. Arriving at the hotel late in the evening and horny as hell, he found her in the dining room and immediately wanted to make love.
She whispered, "Oh, darling, I've missed you too, but we can't do it here! Let's go do it on the beach." He readily agreed. The beach was dark and deserted and they quickly got to it.
Suddenly, a policeman appeared. "Put your clothes on! You can't do that in public!"
Embarrassed, the husband said, "You're right, officer, but I'm a fellow cop and I haven't had sex in a week. Is there anyway you could cut me a break?"
The cop considered. "Well, okay. You're a colleague and it is your first time. But I've got to run her in. This is the third time this week that I've caught her!"
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