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The Weird and The Wonderful forum is a place to post Coding Horrors, Worst Practices, and the occasional flash of brilliance.

We all come across code that simply boggles the mind. Lazy kludges, embarrassing mistakes, horrid workarounds and developers just not quite getting it. And then somedays we come across - or write - the truly sublime.

Post your Best, your worst, and your most interesting. But please - no programming questions . This forum is purely for amusement and discussions on code snippets. All actual programming questions will be removed.

 
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Kenworth7126-Jul-13 1:04
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nocturns226-Jul-13 3:29
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MarkTJohnson26-Jul-13 5:03
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jibalt26-Jul-13 17:28
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BobJanova29-Jul-13 0:17
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jibalt19-Aug-13 23:19
jibalt19-Aug-13 23:19 
I'm a pleasure to work with because I know my craft and I write readable, maintainable code, not the kind of garbage that was posted here ... a result of a) harebrained adherence to a pointless single-return dogma and b) not being familiar the available tools, such as LINQ, and not being familiar with the state of the art, which now includes the sort of functional programming that LINQ represents. Functional programming is the ultimate in "single return", because there are no return statements, there are just functions that yield expressions. But if you're writing crufty imperative code, single return is bad because a) several empirical studies show that it has high cognitive load, making it difficult to interpret and subsequently more likely have bugs in the original and more likely to be broken when changed, and b) it results in the Arrow Anti-Pattern (http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/2006/01/flattening-arrow-code.html).

Multiple returns are lazy and prone to creating code that doesn't get tested before getting sent to QA.

Oh, you must be a joy to work with as you dishonestly defend positions by making up BS arguments. Laziness and failing to unit test has nothing whatsoever to do with single vs. multiple returns (but it does have a lot to do with people who don't read the literature and so know nothing about the technology of software construction). Multiple returns in guard clauses as mentioned at codinghorror are not "lazy", they are orderly and logical. It's not laziness that leads good programmers to avoid unnecessary structure and condition variables, it's competence.
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