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The Weird and The Wonderful forum is a place to post Coding Horrors, Worst Practices, and the occasional flash of brilliance.

We all come across code that simply boggles the mind. Lazy kludges, embarrassing mistakes, horrid workarounds and developers just not quite getting it. And then somedays we come across - or write - the truly sublime.

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Slacker00715-Feb-18 6:21
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Gary Huck19-Feb-18 3:22
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Craig Boyd19-Feb-18 4:37
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Rob Grainger19-Feb-18 11:00
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Kirk 1038982119-Feb-18 7:24
Kirk 1038982119-Feb-18 7:24 
I was brought in to "improve" a system that had horrible performance.
They were not sure why... It was an Industry Product that had been around for decades.

One of their (20+) Goals:
When creating a new XXX, have it take 90 seconds or less to add a new blank row to the grid that the user can then edit. Currently taking 4 minutes on average.

Of course, my first assumption was "What type of grid, and how many rows..."

Then I got access to the DB... They were, in fact, PROUD of not having ANY FK relationships. In fact, they had leaned away from INDEXING as space wasting... Of course, I considered NOT having them as TIME WASTING (per user, for every user)... They had plenty of space to waste...

Upon reviewing the slowest requests, 80% were fixed simply by indexing things properly. They still refused to declare FK relationships (because good data should be avoided at all costs!)...

Oh, and the company had NO IDEA why they were so slow. It literally took someone else (us) to look at their system and ask a few questions... Nobody thought it could be the DB, because it was fast for everyone else... (all much smaller companies).

Ughhh...

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