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The Weird and The Wonderful forum is a place to post Coding Horrors, Worst Practices, and the occasional flash of brilliance.

We all come across code that simply boggles the mind. Lazy kludges, embarrassing mistakes, horrid workarounds and developers just not quite getting it. And then somedays we come across - or write - the truly sublime.

Post your Best, your worst, and your most interesting. But please - no programming questions . This forum is purely for amusement and discussions on code snippets. All actual programming questions will be removed.

 
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Eddy Vluggen18-May-18 13:09
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Jon McKee22-May-18 13:54
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I see where you're coming from given that example. I tend to enjoy writing more dev-oriented tools as well.

Abstractions such as labels/names don't bother me though. In my mind there's no difference between representing a key via integer or string if you're free to make the choice; they're both just abstractions in this context. The only requirement for a key is a unique set of bits however that ends up implemented.

I recently watched a great Computerphile[^] video where he was touching on the subject of abstraction using assemblers. Apparently John von Neumann thought assemblers were harmful because they took more processing time. Neumann thought this was wholly unnecessary because you could simply manually address the program making a double-pass by the assembler a waste of time (double because you need to scan for forward-jumping labels first). Got me thinking about the more general debate topic when you have multiple techniques to accomplish effectively the same thing and how advantages/disadvantages can sometimes be relative to the developer or the architecture.
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