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I've been helping people with that for years.
I can only sleep away the lives of two others next to my own. I may be able to slip in a third if I do some overtime though.
For a little extra I also do all of your general slacking, stalling and relaxing.
It's hard work so it doesn't come cheap, but if you have need of my services you can send me a reply and we can work out a deal (I do give CP discounts!)