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JokeI don't understand my wife... PinPopular
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Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior was that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude.

In the middle of the project, there was a knock at the door. "Who is it...?" called one of the nuns.
"Blind man" replied a voice from the other side of the door.

The two nuns look at each other and shrug, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room.

They open the door. "Nice boobs" said the man. "Where do you want these blinds?"
Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak.
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