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JokeDefinitely something wrong with her eyes... Pin
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A doctor wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant.
"Seamus, I am goin hunting tomorrow and don’t want to close the clinic.
I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients".
"Yes, sir!" answers Seamus.

The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks:
"So, Seamus, how was your day?"

Seamus told him that he took care of three patients.
"The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL."
"Bravo, and the second one?" asks the doctor.

"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MALOX, sir," says Seamus.
"Bravo, bravo! You’re good at this and what about the third one?" asks the doctor.

"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters.
Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table. She spreads her legs and shouts: "HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!"

"Thunderin’ Lard Jayzus, Seamus, what did ye do?" asks the doctor.

"I put drops in her eyes!!!!!"
It's an OO world.
public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
    public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
}

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