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Same issue with the website of a company I recently worked for. Basically the CEO thought he could design it, but has no skills at organization or structure. Then gave it to a "creative" company without any requirements. They basically took the old website, and filled it with all kinds of multimedia. Again, no structure or organization (as expected with no requirements). The one item that the CEO was proudest of was a video (that takes forever to load) that is shown every time you go to the website!
I now am contracting to the company, and one of things I may be working on is fixing this website (gotta love billable hours).
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The boss's kid knew a guy, etc.
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Management standing over the web programmer with a whip, staring at his watch, and saying, "Upper management has decided the web will be put online at the end of the day."
That's been my experience.
I've had web sites that took over a month to write in Classic ASP be scheduled to be converted to ASP.NET in only a week by management without bothering to consult with me on how long it would take.
Psychosis at 10
Film at 11
Those who do not remember the past, are doomed to repeat it.
Those who do not remember the past, cannot build upon it.
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I couldn't think of anything, despite Trojan efforts, and I'm no Johnny-come-lately at this.
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What the...? What is the world coming to?!??!?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Obviously the condom was used a generation too late to be fully effective.
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He was killed trying to steal something supposed to protect him...
A great candidate for Darwin Awards, imho.
I never finish anyth
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When you gotta come, you gotta go!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I cannot condone such condom actions...
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Obviously, inept Safe Crackers
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What MMINNECI is?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I wonder how they serve micro-controllers there...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I don't think he's[^] your type.
Marc
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Minneapolis Minnesota <something>?
Was it supposed to go there?
Or that guy in Kuala Lumpur.
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It should go to Woburn, Massachusetts...But it still in the hand of MMINNECI...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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...that items spend over two and a half days at the Customs before release, without any reason (I believe no reason as no contact made from the Customs to either party)?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Anything is possible in the U.S., good or bad
I will be faarrrkkkking legless before I am carriedcto the car ftombhere. - Michael Martin - Christmas 2015
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That's not uncommon. There's a ton of factors, including which port the item(s) came into. The workload at the port can prevent things from being checked for days and you'll never get notified of anything.
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I had to reread that twice, I thought YOU spent 2 1/2 days in customs before being released!
Marc
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Yes. Thank the anthrax guys from about 10 years ago.
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Would you gasp at the thought of one breathtakingly orating "To air is human!", or would it totally blow yer mind?
modified 28-Dec-15 14:05pm.
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Now your just blowing wind.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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