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GeneralThe big drama is unfolding one after the other - still India is great Pin
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GeneralRajasthan: BJP Candidate says will allow child marriages if elected to power Pin
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GeneralLaunching of PSLV-C-43 Hysis - watch it live Pin
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GeneralThe GIT Rewind™ (India's most trusted once in a blue moon spam newspaper) PinPopular
Nithin Sundar28-Nov-18 0:25
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Howdy folks! We have just returned from the Galactic Meeting of How to Delete Spam (GMHDS) and our editor/writer/director/producer/actor/printer or whatever nonsense title we come up with has decided that the best way to combat spam is to introduce more spam. Surely people will get bored of spam with mint, lemon and vanilla flavour right?

Remember: Our Elders have always said too much of something is bad. So we've begun this crusade to introduce more spam for the benefit of this world. For the greater good! Really we don't think it's fun to annoy people. Well......maybe a little. But we promise this will not last.

A bored looking Monkey fiddles with a Sony Walkman which appears to be in pristine condition. In anger it throws down the device which suddenly starts playing songs

super has broken through the sound barrier, the light barrier and the firecracker barrier and promoted himself to Super Hyper Mega Ultron Pokemon Hamster Reporter! Seriously we really need to keep track of these new titles which keep popping up and we assure super he will receive his new "Elite Spam Kit" in a few million years. Anyways not to diminish super's achievements with our awesomeness, we notice that super was super annoyed at a super waste of super money which was super ignored by the country at large. Neighbours and local squirrels alike began to speculate that he would finally lose his cool and patent the word "super" so that no one would even super think of super using it. Our faithful journalists were super curious and super annoying enough to lay siege to his super fortress which boasted 10,000 rooms, 1 kitchen, 4 movie theaters, 2 Gaming console rooms and finally 6000 conference rooms. Unfortunately we heard that super was deciding to burst firecrackers exactly when we arrived in order to send his friend to tell us he was not home. We still got hold of some powerful scoops:
Waste of monry[^]
Govt wants to get RBI reserve for it[^]

simpledeveloper has simply astounded us and broken through the initial barrier and promoted himself to Hamster Reporter! A lil' birdie told us on the way (A common sparrow with a light touch of blue on it's beak and a delicate shade of greenish red on it's wings. Yes we felt you had to get the deepest details) that simpledeveloper was planning to switch from dev to a career in the film industry. Hearing this, most directors were fighting on the road tooth and nail tearing up their shirts in the most grotesque manner to be the first person to be allowed to direct such a prominent developer. On hearing this simpledeveloper was the hero who restored law and order to the roads and to the frightened dogs and cats and announced that he will host a Kaun Banega Filmpathi show where the "fastest money first" would eventually win the Directorial candidate a chance to sit in the "hot seat". simpledeveloper was happy to share his plans with us revealing that the "hot seat" would be designed by world reknowned architects with lava being specially brought ONLY from active volcanoes. Will simpledeveloper go from being just simple to a worldwide sensation? Which director will get his chance to get burnt at the hot seat? FIND OUT TODAY!
Thugs of Hindostan[^]
One more example of Women's right.[^]
Message currently under review[^]

thatraja has discarded his Old Flashback persona of GIT GL™ and promoted himself to Super (taken with permission from super) Badass Heroic Worldclass Hamster reporter! On returning from his grand vacation in the andromeda galaxy thatraja was surprised to find that Amazon, Netflix and Hotstar along with popular streaming services had still not introduced the popular saas bahu serials. A furious thatraja demanded they be taken to the International Court immediately for breaching the sacred law of "Serial watching" in Indian households. People all over the world rushed to the premises of the court and were waiting in fear as to whether our hero would succeed in bringing us quality TV shows. However a tragedy occurred as thatraja's solid case tempted the judges and lawyers to go on a saas bahu serial binge watching spree and they announced in court that the case will be heard after 5 decades. A disappointed thatraja had to announce the bad news to the faithful citizens of India and all news channels started debates as to whether India should start it's own streaming service filled ONLY with such good quality serials and IP ban the entire world. thatraja was unfortunately available for comment but it is now rumoured that he may be planning to buy Netflix and Amazon in one grand scoop and gain control of the universe. FIND OUT MORE IN OUR PAPER!
Censor content in India[^]
Ten Reasons[^]
Yay! One more [^]
Democracy[^]
Monkey finally realizes that making weird faces at the device does not stop the music and proceeds to stomp on it which cuts off the music

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GeneralYay! One more Pin
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GeneralTen Reasons Modi is Just Like Indira Gandhi. And That's Not a Good Thing Pin
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