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GeneralRe: I like that kid Pin
Zac Greve8-Nov-12 3:45
memberZac Greve8-Nov-12 3:45 the bar... (yes, again) Pin
hoernchenmeister7-Nov-12 21:47
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GeneralRe: the bar... (yes, again) Pin
stib_markc7-Nov-12 22:23
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GeneralRe: the bar... (yes, again) Pin
Richard Deeming8-Nov-12 3:34
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GeneralRe: the bar... (yes, again) Pin
hoernchenmeister8-Nov-12 3:55
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GeneralRe: the bar... (yes, again) Pin
Richard Deeming8-Nov-12 4:00
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GeneralRe: the bar... (yes, again) Pin
hoernchenmeister8-Nov-12 4:34
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JokeJOTD - Monkey smoking a joint... Pin
_Damian S_7-Nov-12 16:21
member_Damian S_7-Nov-12 16:21 
A monkey was sitting up in a tree smoking a huge joint. A lizard wandered along, looked up into the tree, and asked the monkey what he was doing...

"Smoking a joint" the monkey replied.

"Can I come and share some?" asked the lizard?

"Of course" replied the monkey.

So the lizard climbed up the tree, sat beside the monkey and had a toke. The world was good. After a while, the lizard got thirsty, so he told the monkey he was going to go and get a drink of water from the nearby lake. He climbs down the tree, wanders over to the lake and leans in to take a drink... but sadly, he was so stoned, he fell in!!

A nearby crocodile saw the lizard fall in and went to rescue him, flipping him back onto the bank. "What's going on little buddy?" the crocodile asked.

"Well," replied the lizard, "I was sitting in the tree smoking a joint with the monkey, when I got thirsty and decided to come to the lake for a drink... then I fell in, and you saved me!!"

The crocodile decided that he would head over to the tree to check out the joint-smoking monkey for himself.

He gets to the bottom of the tree, looks up to the monkey, who looks down and sees the crocodile, exclaiming "Holy f*ck dude, how much water did you drink????"

GeneralRe: JOTD - Monkey smoking a joint... Pin
Sahir Shah8-Nov-12 0:54
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JokeAnother dumb joke... Pin
ihoecken7-Nov-12 7:50
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JokeGerman three-way Pin
ihoecken7-Nov-12 7:46
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JokeSurgeons... Pin
hoernchenmeister7-Nov-12 6:02
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GeneralRe: Surgeons... Pin
mark merrens7-Nov-12 7:02
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GeneralWhile we are at cutting off extremities ... Pin
Freak308-Nov-12 2:24
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mark merrens7-Nov-12 5:57
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GeneralBCJOTD. Pin
Chris Meech7-Nov-12 2:58
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GeneralRe: BCJOTD. Pin
Mike Hankey7-Nov-12 5:14
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JokeRe: BCJOTD. Pin
Vivic7-Nov-12 17:49
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GeneralThe Oatmeal's take on owning an Apple product. Pin
enhzflep6-Nov-12 22:52
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JokeMust be like heaven... Pin
ihoecken6-Nov-12 7:56
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JokeHow could I know? Pin
ihoecken6-Nov-12 7:50
memberihoecken6-Nov-12 7:50 
JokeBJOTD - really stupid joke. Pin
mark merrens6-Nov-12 6:21
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JokeAnother Day at School Pin
Nagy Vilmos6-Nov-12 6:10
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JokeTo the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II Pin
Eddy Vluggen6-Nov-12 2:32
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GeneralRe: To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II Pin
Mike Hankey6-Nov-12 2:37
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