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Jesus is preaching to a crowd who have been threatening to stone a woman for adultery.

He says, "Let whoever is without sin cast the first stone!"

An old lady pushes through the crowd, picks up a nice sharp rock and hurls it. Everyone follows suit and the adulteress is killed.

Once the crowd has dispersed, Jesus turns to the old lady and says, "Damn it, mom, sometimes you really piss me off!"
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
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