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Re: Thought of the day

Sander Rossel27-Apr-15 9:21

Sander Rossel

27-Apr-15 9:21

I guess they'd go to heaven, you're overthinking it...

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Regards,
Sander

Re: Thought of the day

_Maxxx_27-Apr-15 16:37

_Maxxx_

27-Apr-15 16:37

PooperPig - Coming Soon

So, what was the issue with the site today?

Slacker00727-Apr-15 4:09

Slacker007

27-Apr-15 4:09

I only noticed today, but it could have been longer.

See questions in Bugs and Sugs, if you have no idea what I am talking about.

Re: So, what was the issue with the site today?

devenv.exe27-Apr-15 4:18

devenv.exe

27-Apr-15 4:18

Slacker007 wrote:
So, what was the issue with the site today?

The intern clicked "check-in"

"Coming soon"

Re: So, what was the issue with the site today?

HobbyProggy27-Apr-15 4:41

HobbyProggy

27-Apr-15 4:41

Obviously this guy[^]

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Re: So, what was the issue with the site today?

P0mpeyBoy27-Apr-15 5:47

P0mpeyBoy

27-Apr-15 5:47

Chris needs a spell-checker- or we all need dektops

http://www.codeproject.com/suggestions.aspx?msg=5048409#xx5048409xx[^]

Why Re#er for C++ sucks today

Dan Neely27-Apr-15 3:38

Dan Neely

27-Apr-15 3:38

I installed the demo on Friday, gave it a whirl and then sent a question to support:

Quote:
I have Solution Wide Analysis enabled under OPtions-Code Inspection-Settings Enable Code Analysis and Enable Solution Wide Analysis.

It works in all my .C# solutions. In the one c++ (MFC) solution I have nothing is reported to the Resharper-Inspect-Code issues in solution window; despite numerous items being shown in the sidebar for individual files.

I just got this back in response:

Quote:
Unfortunately R# C++ 1.0 doesn't have Solution Wide Analysis functionality. We will try to include it in the next major release.

Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius

Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt

How can you tell when you are Middle-Aged?

OriginalGriff27-Apr-15 2:47

OriginalGriff

27-Apr-15 2:47

1) You don't understand what the young peasants are talking about.
2) You struggle to read Chaucer in weak candlelight.
3) You hate rowdy taverns
4) You constantly worry that you might have The Black Death.
5) You neither know nor care who Blondel is sleeping with.
6) Crusaders seem younger every year.
7) You struggle with new technology, such as the Heavy Plough, and the Longbow.
8) You find Gothic architecture too modern.
9) You keep forgetting who the King is.
10) You dream of buying a second hovel in Anglo-Burgundian Paris.

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

Re: How can you tell when you are Middle-Aged?

Johnny J.27-Apr-15 3:09

Johnny J.

27-Apr-15 3:09

Are you the new jester at the CP court? Laugh | :laugh:

Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time

Re: How can you tell when you are Middle-Aged?

OriginalGriff27-Apr-15 3:15

OriginalGriff

27-Apr-15 3:15

Prithee Sirrah! Hie thee hence, or lose thy life!

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

Re: How can you tell when you are Middle-Aged?

Johnny J.27-Apr-15 3:20

Johnny J.

27-Apr-15 3:20

What ARE you talking about, peasant? Confused | :confused:

Re: How can you tell when you are Middle-Aged?

HobbyProggy27-Apr-15 3:22

HobbyProggy

27-Apr-15 3:22

Something like i'll string you up maybe? Unsure | :~

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Re: How can you tell when you are Middle-Aged?

Nagy Vilmos27-Apr-15 3:35

Nagy Vilmos

27-Apr-15 3:35

And where, pray tell, does that appear in the list of acceptable addresses in the Monster Fun Grimoire?

veni bibi saltavi

Re: How can you tell when you are Middle-Aged?

Corporal Agarn27-Apr-15 4:48

Corporal Agarn

27-Apr-15 4:48

You did not say anything about not being able to find a corner seat at the round table. Smile | :)

Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

Re: How can you tell when you are Middle-Aged?

Duncan Edwards Jones27-Apr-15 5:37

Duncan Edwards Jones

27-Apr-15 5:37

Q: Which Knight was put in charge of the round table?
A: Sir Cumfrence

Re: How can you tell when you are Middle-Aged?

PIEBALDconsult27-Apr-15 5:23

PIEBALDconsult

27-Apr-15 5:23

11) The barmaid can sharpen your sword better than your wife can.

Re: How can you tell when you are Middle-Aged?

Jörgen Andersson27-Apr-15 6:33

Jörgen Andersson

27-Apr-15 6:33

0) The switch, your balls hang lower...

Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

Re: How can you tell when you are Middle-Aged?

Sander Rossel27-Apr-15 9:29

Sander Rossel

27-Apr-15 9:29

OriginalGriff wrote:
9) You keep forgetting who the King is.

I do that, it was Kings day today, but I keep saying Queens day D'Oh! | :doh:

We have a king since two (or three?) years Smile | :)

Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need.
Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.

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Regards,
Sander

Re: How can you tell when you are Middle-Aged?

_Maxxx_27-Apr-15 16:40

_Maxxx_

27-Apr-15 16:40

OriginalGriff wrote:

i) You don't understand what the young peasants are talking about.
ii) You struggle to read Chaucer in weak candlelight.
iii) You hate rowdy taverns
iv) You constantly worry that you might have The Black Death.
v) You neither know nor care who Blondel is sleeping with.
vi) Crusaders seem younger every year.
vii) You struggle with new technology, such as the Heavy Plough, and the Longbow.
viii) You find Gothic architecture too modern.
ix) You keep forgetting who the King is.
x) You dream of buying a second hovel in Anglo-Burgundian Paris.

FTFY - & explained why there is no 0)

PooperPig - Coming Soon

Re: How can you tell when you are Middle-Aged?

grralph128-Apr-15 0:00

grralph1

28-Apr-15 0:00

I am doofus. I read this as middle aged like in mid life crisis.
As I read your list I thought that you were referring to old age.
1) You don't understand what the young peasants are talking about.
2) You struggle to read Chaucer in weak candlelight.
3) You hate rowdy taverns can't hear anyone in there...

Then
4) You constantly worry that you might have The Black Death.
WTE....
and then
6) Crusaders seem younger every year.
7) You struggle with new technology, such as the Heavy Plough, and the Longbow.
8) You find Gothic architecture too modern.
9) You keep forgetting who the King is.
WTE WTE....

I thought OK he has been drinking or something.

I was just about to reply with references to affairs with sheep and convertible sports cars that attract younger sheep, then it dawned on me.
He is not talking about old age or mid life but middle-age.

I always enjoy your posts.

Just wish you would tell all those people with the sheep jokes to Elephant Off.

... and that is exactly what I will do now as I have already committed that crime.

Thanks Orig

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Re: How can you tell when you are Middle-Aged?

MikeD 228-Apr-15 2:14

MikeD 2

28-Apr-15 2:14

unfortunately, I just have to look in the mirror Cry | :((

oh and who the heck is Blondel?

Re: How can you tell when you are Middle-Aged?

kordaff28-Apr-15 6:37

kordaff

28-Apr-15 6:37

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blondel_de_Nesle[^]

ie: he's the guy that did all the singing in Monty Python's the Holy Grail (but in a northern french dialect)

Re: How can you tell when you are Middle-Aged?

MikeD 228-Apr-15 6:43

MikeD 2

28-Apr-15 6:43

ok, that confirms it (not that it needed confirming) seriously middle-aged here

Re: How can you tell when you are Middle-Aged?

SeattleC++28-Apr-15 5:17

SeattleC++

28-Apr-15 5:17

You just get bored when your younger friends start arguing about, in a battle between Charlemagne and Beowulf, who would kick the others' ass.

Re: How can you tell when you are Middle-Aged?

KP Lee28-Apr-15 18:47