Hi there folks. You probably expected a lame joke over here but the occassional chimp or cat or dog has stopped coming over and we have a lack of intelligent writers willing to put in a one liner which is as old as the Earth.
We're hiring but you can also pretend by putting on a costume. A bark and a meow is very traditional and we give bonus points.
Now on to the random stuff.
*Hired Band plays Great music*
amitkarnik is back with a hamster which says "comeback be the middle name dude". He has wished everyone a Good Morning. Hopefully you also did it. Good Morning[^]
Uma Shankar Patel has furiously broken through and suddenly promoted himself to Hamster Reporter! He has wished everyone a Basant Panchami. Unfortunately, we are waaay too late. Better read it though. We need some headlines and need to sell this stuff. Happy Basant Panchmi Saraswati Puja to all[^]
Duo Farhan and JigMehta have breached the barrier and promoted themselves to Hamster Reporters! They were on a grand tour of India when they discovered the new Microsoft CEO. Very disappointed that they were not invited to a dinner party the duo furiously reminded Microsoft that they still existed in this world and that they would host their own dinner party (with a free tea party invite). They laughed off any "Would you invite the new CEO?" questions and announced that they would require a apology specifically on CNN IBN before they would "care to bat an eyelid or even blink". What is the top story today? It's official Microsoft's third CEO[^] Nadella as CEO[^]
Abhinav the Ultimate has risen through the ranks of the Official Codeproject Fantasy League and Indian Tour Predictor Supremo and now holds the world in his hands. Discovering that the Indian team had performed badly overseas, Abhinav made a INSTANT (2 minute) decision and announced a tour for every country to India to teach the unperformers a lesson. When Abhinav was confronted by the media and insiders just few seconds before he was going to give his speech, he ran away with a loud "I would have escaped if it wasn't for those meddling kids" and a very obligatory cackle of mad laughter. The Indian team and the world awaits his decision with bated breath. So it's true[^]
super has suddenly become super with a super post with aims to be super enough to be super great. With the news of the Bharat Ratna award going to people just like that, he decided to step up and create a new SUPER AWARD. He promised reporters that this would not be given to people just like that. Only way to earn it was to drink a carton of milk while mooing and running around barking like a dog and at the same time answering a phone call. super was unavailable for a super powerful comment but we were super assured that we would get one. Mockery of other sportsperson[^]
amitkarnik has stormed through the ranks and promoted himself to HYPER Hamster Reporter! We didn't know the way it happened but he has done it. After how the duo (read above) stormed the world with a dinner party with the CEO, amitkarnik decided that it was too "realistic and very plain". He wanted a thrilling event to the caliber of something like a "staring contest with a owl". Owls were seen displeased with the decision and hooted with anger that their sleep would be totally destroyed. A lil' birdie told the reporters that amitkarnik was seen trying to get them to agree in order to have the world staring at owls for 5 minutes. A close source also informed us that Guiness book of records were getting ready to include this new feat. 15 Amusing things that will happen[^] Dhoni struggling[^]