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You took the words out of my mouth.
There could be a song in there you know. 
I saw this post earlier but was too lazy to take the piss. Knew you would come along and not be able to resist. Also thought you could do with the post to get your numbers up. 
Michael Martin
Pegasystems Pty Ltd
Australia
martm@pegasystems.com
+61 413-004-018
"Don't belong. Never join. Think for yourself. Peace"
- Victor Stone
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I love the comments below, someone who cannot spell or log in is worried their efforts in getting an MCSD will be 'devalued'. My favourite is people who insist on being known as an MVP, which basically means they passed one measly exam at some point. Big fat hairy deal. They have an exam in Frontpage for goodness sakes.
Christian
After all, there's nothing wrong with an elite as long as I'm allowed to be part of it!! - Mike Burston Oct 23, 2001
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Hey man - don't knock us MVPs, OK?
cheers,
Chris Maunder (CodeProject)
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You are an MVP?
Cool!
I didnt know that. Most MVPs put that as part of their signature. First time I am seein an MVP who doesnt do that
Nish
Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain
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That's the comment that cost me a T-Shirt, isn't it ?
Seriously, I don't care if people are an MVP, only if they make a huge deal out of it as if it were the equivelant of a degree in terms of effort and achievement.
Christian
After all, there's nothing wrong with an elite as long as I'm allowed to be part of it!! - Mike Burston Oct 23, 2001
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Actually, since this thread came up I thought I'd ask this question:
Can I post all of my projects here and have other people do them for me so I can get paid for other peoples work?
Sorry to dissapoint you all with my lack of a witty or poignant signature.
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Sure you can! And we promise to write fully debugged code with no bugs or back doors
cheers,
Chris Maunder (CodeProject)
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... and what about a delivery of reasonable amount of beer along with code?
Tomasz Sowinski -- http://www.shooltz.com
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to: Jon Hulatt
Of course and here you are another benefit, send me your mam’s address and I’ll f*** her for you so get two instead of one first you got your projects done. Second, which is the most significant, you will get your mam’s f***ed as she never dreamed of.
Assem Abdel Maqsoud
C/C++ programmer
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I will own up to it. I did not log in because I was on another computer and didn't realize I hadn't logged. Is value added to the comment by logging in?
Merriam-Webster
Main Entry: de·val·ue
Pronunciation: (")dE-'val-(")yü, -y&(-w)
Date: 1918
transitive senses
1 : to institute the devaluation of (money)
2 : to lessen the value of
intransitive senses : to institute devaluation
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this is not to replay your request
this is to replay the replies u got
to all of who call themselves programmers or developers
i thought this site is for helping people who need help or answers
if u do not care or know how to help others why do u even visit such a site.
u know what
i think non of u know a single answer for anything
Just go and f*** online I pet it’s the only thing u can do
so visit sex.com or something but don’t disturb us here idiots.
f*** u all :P
gigi
gigi
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this is not to replay your request
this is to replay the replies u got
to all of who call themselves programmers or developers
i thought this site is for helping people who need help or answers
if u do not care or know how to help others why do u even visit such a site.
u know what
i think non of u know a single answer for anything
Just go and f*** online I pet it’s the only thing u can do
so visit sex.com or something but don’t disturb us here idiots.
gigi
gigi
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I knew the answer to two questions off the top of my head. This site is for helping each other learn, not for giving answers to people who don't even try.
Christian
After all, there's nothing wrong with an elite as long as I'm allowed to be part of it!! - Mike Burston Oct 23, 2001
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to : Christian Graus
No ugly gay I can spell very well much more better than you.
By the way sucker, it’s called favorite not ‘favoruite’, I suggest you go to your mam and ask her to restart teaching you how to write words.and how to form sentences.
Assem Abdel Maqsoud
C/C++ programmer
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If you're out to teach a spelling lesson, then perhaps you should spell correctly yourself. The word "favourite" is spelled thus, not as in your representation "favorite". Check the Oxford ENGLISH dictionary.
Sorry to dissapoint you all with my lack of a witty or poignant signature.
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Bwhaahahahaha !!! Let's see now.
1/ I never said it was spelled favoruite.
2/ It's not spelled favorite.
3/ It's spelled Mum, or mom for people in the US. Mam ?
4/ Do you mean ugly guy or ugly gay ? Are you homophobic ?
5/ 'much more better than you' ? YOur grammar is as bad as your spelling
6/ 'and how to form sentences' is not a sentence - without a doubt the most hilarious part of this post
7/ If you had logged in the first time I'd see from your name that English is probably not your first language and would not have commented on your poor grasp of it. However, given that you want to flame me, I suggest you learn to spell, form sentences and generally behave in civiilised society before you try casting stones. Moron.
Christian
After all, there's nothing wrong with an elite as long as I'm allowed to be part of it!! - Mike Burston Oct 23, 2001
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Why were you lazy mr. Fagy of course some one was playing with your mam’s ass and you were enjoying watching him so you didn’t get time to take the piss.
Assem Abdel Maqsoud
C/C++ programmer
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No you didn’t get it right Mr. Fool. I know what I’m I doing and it’s not you sucker who gonna tell me who am I and how I behave.
Assem Abdel Maqsoud
C/C++ programmer
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Does your mother know you're using her computer ?
Christian
After all, there's nothing wrong with an elite as long as I'm allowed to be part of it!! - Mike Burston Oct 23, 2001
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to :Jim A. Johnson
No you didn’t get it right Mr. Fool. I know what I’m I doing and it’s not you sucker who gonna tell me who am I and how I behave.
Assem Abdel Maqsoud
C/C++ programmer
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As a MCSD I would say that if you can't answer these questions yourself, your not ready to sit for the exams.
Don't devalue my efforts, and those of other truely qualified MCSD's, get some experience, then think about getting certified.
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this is not to replay your request
this is to replay the replies u got
to all of who call themselves programmers or developers
i thought this site is for helping people who need help or answers
if u do not care or know how to help others why do u even visit such a site.
u know what
i think non of u know a single answer for anything
Just go and f*** online I pet it’s the only thing u can do
so visit sex.com or something but don’t disturb us here idiots.
f*** u all
gigi
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To recap.
1/ You have a name but don't know how to log on
2/ You can't spell 'you', or you think it's l33t to say 'u' instead
3/ You can't spell 'none'
4/ You think because we suggest someone earn their own qualification, or at least do some study before asking for help that we are not helping people. Do you think we should just sit here and do his job for him when he gets employment through an undeserved qualification too ?
5/ Even though this forum is FULL of questions answered, you think we didn't answer because we don't know.
You think it's funny to type in f*** and sex.
Are you eight years old ?
Christian
After all, there's nothing wrong with an elite as long as I'm allowed to be part of it!! - Mike Burston Oct 23, 2001
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Assem Abdel Maqsoud:
No amount foul attitude and name-calling is going to change the fact that if you can't answer these questions yourself you are not ready for the exam. Your responses also indicate that you are not mature enough to be considered a professional, so don't try. If you can't deal with this advice then move on, but don't disparage the contributors to this site to cover your failings.
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As the title suggests I want to add a string of text onto the end of an e-mail. I can iterate the registry and append the text to the signature key of Outlook or Outlook Express,
But my anti-virus appends the text without even doing this, OK how do they do it, any ideas which function or library is being used. It seemed so simple when I first thought about it, But now I'm unsure where to look now.
Regardz
Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
Bring back the EMBED tag
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