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Can I borrow your time machine? There's a ![Beer | [beer]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) in it for you 
Bar fomos edo pariyart gedeem, agreo eo dranem abal edyero eyrem kalm kareore
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Will you also need to borrow a firearm?
Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots.
-- Robert Royall
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: I invented a time machine last week.
You mean Next week?
Take a chill pill, Daddy-o
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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if (entrepreneur == parasite)
{
solution = Net.DownloadCode(PaymentType.None);
}
else
{
troll = true;
}
I would guess that the latter is true.
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Yes! You just supplied the troll with the URGENT CODE NEEDED 
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer
"Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon
"Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
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Oh dammit! There goes my share of the profit and the yearly bonus 
The need to optimize rises from a bad design.
My articles[ ^]
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Quick! Obfuscate it, and repost
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer
"Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon
"Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
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Dude... you don't know who i am. Don't unnecessarily involve in fights with me. Bug off
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The subject is supposed to describe your question and distinguish it from other questions. The subject that you have used does not. You should really try to write a useful subject if you want anyone to take you seriously.
Meer Osmal Ali wrote: URGENT
However urgent your question may be, it's never urgent enough to mention in the subject. If it really was that urgent, you woudn't post in a forum in the first place, you would just pay for the support.
Meer Osmal Ali wrote: CODE NEEDED
This is a forum for programmers. That means that you write your own code. There are plenty of people here who can help you with your code, but you will not find anyone who will write it for you.
Don't write the subject in all capitals. In electronic communication that is the equivalent of shouting, and that is not appropriate for a subject line.
Meer Osmal Ali wrote: !!!
What is three exclamation marks following a sentence supposed to mean? Using more than one exclamation mark doesn't make the sentence more of an exclamation, it only shows that you don't know how to use exclamation marks.
Despite everything, the person most likely to be fooling you next is yourself.
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Guffa wrote: but you will not find anyone who will write it for you.
I'll will certainly write peoples code for them but I will not work for free or even for cheap.
$75.00 US / hour is at minimum what I expect for such a task under contract work.
John
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Sure, but this is not the place to look for a coder for rent.
Despite everything, the person most likely to be fooling you next is yourself.
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THE CODE MUST BE OPTIMIZED? Yes, Sir!
Sorry, we're not slaves.
Regards,
--Perspx
"I've got my kids brainwashed: You don't use Google, and you don't use an iPod." - Steve Ballmer
"Some people have told me they don't think a fat penguin really embodies the grace of Linux, which just tells me they have never seen an angry penguin charging at them in excess of 100mph." - Linus Torvalds
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I will get on this for $100K US. After a negotiated payment schedule the code should be available for beta testing in May or June with a targeted production quality in December of 2009.
John
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Free ready-to-run optimized code on my (in)famous website: www.cpallini.freeproductz.com
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler.
-- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong.
-- Iain Clarke
[My articles]
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I always enjoy these cultural exchanges. Are the singers in the second video from Sitges?
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I'm sorry Colin... There is only a 5 in the score to give you...
No they aren't, but they could be there without being noticed...
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You proved a theory of mine - that there's an idiot wherever you go, including on forums.
You're not too bright, are you?
Everything makes sense in someone's mind
modified on Monday, October 20, 2008 4:16 PM
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KMAROIS wrote: You're not too bright, are you?
No sir, I'm trollz.... 
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler.
-- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong.
-- Iain Clarke
[My articles]
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A well fed troll at that
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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pages of posts for nothing here!!! isn´t this about c#???
nelsonpaixao@yahoo.com.br
trying to help & get help
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Shucks, so close. I only have unoptimized code to do that.
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