|
Don't Be Google[^] 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
|
|
|
|
|
The reason is "AdSense". Meaning, income.
It IS a business, so no surprise there.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
|
|
|
|
|
Google does encrypt your files, they encrypt the sh*t out of your files
Then they give a copy of your private key to the NSA...
|
|
|
|
|
One of the major features Dimensions CM 14 now provides is change and branch visualization. The visualization gives developers real-time visibility into the health and quality of their code. According to Owen, developers don’t get a visual display of all development activities across the development team in Git or Subversion unless they build it.
Good luck with that, Serena
|
|
|
|
|
Well at least it's fre...oh wait
|
|
|
|
|
Potshots:
Dimensions CM 14
So, do you think after 14 versions they finally got it right???
The visualization gives developers real-time visibility into the health and quality of their code.
When are we going to stop monitoring the health and quality of code, and start writing healthy and quality code to begin with?
And by the way, WTF is "healthy code"? Perhaps there a market for treating your code base with Neuro-Emotional Therapy[^].
Marc
|
|
|
|
|
Any software developer knows how easy it is to let a project devolve into spaghetti code, and APIs are no less prone to resulting in a tangled web. But it doesn’t need to be that way. In truth, it’s possible to build great web APIs that people will actually enjoy using, and that you’ll enjoy creating as well.
Deliver us from spaghetti code, O Wise One of APIs...
|
|
|
|
|
Nice. 
/ravi
|
|
|
|
|
Two 14-year-old Canadians hacked a Bank of Montreal ATM after finding an operators manual online. The manual showed how to gain administrative control of the device, according to a media report published over the weekend. "Please insert your stolen card now"
|
|
|
|
|
Quote: Kids with operators manual
Dang. For a moment I thought you were saying there is a manual for kids themselves. Wishful thinking.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
|
|
|
|
|
RyanDev wrote: there is a manual for kids themselves
First line support manuals are written for kids! 
Common sense is admitting there is cause and effect and that you can exert some control over what you understand.
|
|
|
|
|
Even Linus Torvalds, one of the most influential computer scientists alive today, doesn’t believe everybody should learn to code. Well, that's decided then
|
|
|
|
|
Not everyone should _be allowed_ to sing either, but it's happening all the time. See American Idol, The Voice, etc. Software Developer's especially should refrain from singing.
|
|
|
|
|
After experiencing my second ever karaoke night, I definitely agree with your sentiments.
TTFN - Kent
|
|
|
|
|
newton.saber Software Developer's especially should refrain from singing.
Please let them rock.
Wonde Tadesse
|
|
|
|
|
newton.saber wrote: Software Developer's especially should refrain from singing.
but I can sing.  My voice doesn't sound like thunder, so I guess that's pretty much okay. 
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
|
|
|
|
|
It's hard to find a girl who can't sing, so you are not really an exception.
The console is a black place
|
|
|
|
|
You have meet a few girls yet... I have four of them at home and believe me - they can't sing... 
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
|
|
|
|
|
Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: You have meet a few girls yet
I'm not commenting on the number of girls I met so far
But most of them were ok singers
The console is a black place
|
|
|
|
|
... because when everyone is super, noone is!
|
|
|
|
|
Well if Linus says it, it must instantly be gospel.
|
|
|
|
|
"A gentleman is someone who can play the bag-pipe, and who does not."
People today don't know how to code, and yet they do...
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who separate humankind in two distinct categories, and those who don't.
"I have two hobbies: breasts." DSK
|
|
|
|
|
I am very much now in love with that quote. Thank you.
TTFN - Kent
|
|
|
|
|
You're welcome
I must confess it's not totally mine, I took it from a french humorist, sadly deceased now.
His name is Pierre Desproges.
Glad to have made you smile
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who separate humankind in two distinct categories, and those who don't.
"I have two hobbies: breasts." DSK
|
|
|
|
|
Microsoft officials are counting on consumer services around OneDrive, OneNote and Skype to translate into demand for the enterprise complements of those services. That strategy worked quite well for them with Windows (and Excel)
|
|
|
|
General 
News 
Suggestion 
Question 
Bug 
Answer 
Joke 
Praise 
Rant 
Admin 
Submit an article or tip
