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But all ideas are turkeys.
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Gobble up those ideas.
/ravi
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Dressing them up won't help.
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Let's give thanks for that thought.
/ravi
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Neural Turing Machines attempt to emulate the brain's short-term memory. At last! I'll be able to have a short-term memory
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I hope they're not attempting to emulate my short-term memory 
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Microsoft's Black Tuesday problems continue to pile up. Yesterday brought to light problems with KB 2952664, the seventh patch with that name, which fails to install on a large number of Windows 7 machines. Now there are reports of four more botched patches. It's too early to tell exactly what's causing the problems, but if you're having headaches, you aren't alone -- and there are solutions.
Next they will botch botching things!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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We can only dream of Micro$haft botching a botch.
For, that would mean they did things correct for a change.
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Hey, lookie there! A purple unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun with TWO pots of gold, with my name on both!
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Mainstream programmers are increasingly expected to be comfortable not just with object-oriented terminology, but with the jargon and mindset of the functional community. "It's a floor wax, and a dessert topping!"
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Artificial intelligence researchers have own worries about intelligent systems. The idea of people all buying electric cars though, completely bonkers.
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Elon Musk is living Sir Clive Sinclair's life...backwards 
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Intelligence does not include a survival-reflex, nor does it imply self-awareness or fear of death.
Let's hope the researchers do find some intelligence.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I hope to god there's artificial intelligence, cause there's bugger all down here on earth.
(With apologies to Monty Python).
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Drupal urged users to apply an update on Oct. 13, but only those who patched within seven hours may be in the clear. As I imagine there might be a few affected here
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The funny part is that the vulnerability is a SQL injection flaw that occurs in a module that's designed to prevent SQL injection attacks...
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That's what we call "irony".
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Perl 6 is a language specification. There is an implementation of it called Rakudo, and a distribution of Rakudo called Rakudo Star. For the one person still waiting for perl 6
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I still haven't finished reading the Camel book.
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Quote: Tell me something cool about "recent" Perl 6 developments!
Rakudo has a JVM backend! That's cool, right?
Now you have two problems. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Kent Sharkey wrote: For the one person still waiting for perl 6
Haha, you always say the right thing.
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Angular developers have made it clear they are not happy with the controversial plans for Angular 2.0. Not acute
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The Angular creators are being rather obtuse.
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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I honestly didn't expect such a clusterelephant.
Bye bye enterprise projects.
I guess it's time to move on.
I love this comment:
"It is pretty interesting to create a development system based on reuse and modularity, let the users create all their libraries in well-structured modules and then make them throw all these projects on trash."
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Terribly frustrating.
Hey, they could just call it Angular 10.
That's the new transcendence.
Kent Sharkey wrote: they are not happy with the controversial plans for Angular 2.0
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