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I don't know, that doesn't seem COMMITed, surely better puns are CREATE TABLE.
I'll fetch my coat.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Researchers from MIT's Computer Science and Artificial Intelligence Laboratory (CSAIL) have created an algorithm that can predict how memorable or forgettable an image is almost as accurately as humans—and they plan to turn it into an app that subtly tweaks photos to make them more memorable. Great, so the AI can look at your baby's photos for me
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Yeah, it will make my cat photos more memorable. 
Patrice
“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” Albert Einstein
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Hitting a key over and over again actually works for once. ^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H
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Bizarre. Very bizarre.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Microsoft to send IE upgrade nag notices to Windows 7 PCs in January. Because a security patch is definitely the right place to add a reminder notice
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Can it recognize that I didn't open IE for some 3 years now?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Depending on your goals, the new SHA-2 cert may not be in your best interests. I'm certifiable, does that count?
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It's necessary, but not sufficient. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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You need to be aware of the trend in releasing open source projects, and the reality of open source today: most open source projects are crap, and you need to be careful which ones you use. It totally clashes with the feng shui for my project
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The new .NET framework is modern, lean, modular and open source. Write once, run everywhere! No one else has thought of this before! Hurrah!
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Yeah, but it might actually work this time... 
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Google researchers find code-execution bug in FireEye threat-prevention devices. "A little too ironic, and yeah I really do think"
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The latest build of Windows 10 does not introduce a lot of new features, but it brings some pretty sweet improvements. Those ignoring Windows 10 can look forward to ignoring a new version soon
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At some point in the last few months MS rendered my internet connection invisible, making it impossible for any further upgrade until I spend some time rebuilding. When I hear they have a stable build I will get the connection debugged. 
<sig notetoself="think of a better signature">
<first>Jim</first> <last>Meadors</last>
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A couple years ago Sam told me a story about a different programmer who never learned C, and I liked it so much that right on the spot I asked his permission to repeat it. Come for the headline, stay for the punchline
Honestly, wouldn't you use this joke as well if you could?
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Zombie infections: epidemiology, treatment, and prevention
BMJ 2015; 351 doi: http://dx.doi.org/10.1136/bmj.h6423 (Published 14 December 2015)
Cite this as: BMJ 2015;351:h6423
Tara C Smith, associate professor1
Department of Biostatistics, Environmental Health Sciences and Epidemiology, College of Public Health, Kent State University, Kent, OH 44242, USA [^]
"Some experts have argued that the rise in zombie infections is due to increased surveillance.8 Brooks thinks otherwise, citing documentation of zombie outbreaks from antiquity to modern day as evidence of a true rise in incidents. He notes: "At this rate, attacks will only increase, culminating in one of two possibilities. The first is that world governments will have to acknowledge, both privately and publicly, the existence of the living dead, creating special organizations to deal with the threat. In this scenario, zombies will become an accepted part of daily life—marginalized, easily contained, perhaps even vaccinated against. A second, more ominous scenario would result in an all-out war between the living and the dead." "All-out war between the living and the dead" ... oh yeah, that's what I see in the mirror.
«Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.» Benjamin Franklin
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They are all in QA. Codez... codez... codez...
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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I'm delighted to see that one person here "got" the sub-text.
«Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.» Benjamin Franklin
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An individual energy generation syste has been developed that works by combining the force we apply when our feet touch the ground with urine-powered fuel cells, allowing engineers to generate enough electricity to send radio signals to a receiver. Brings new meaning to the term, "energy leak"
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When are they starting to build "Stillsuits" ? (Dune)
Patrice
“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” Albert Einstein
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The more beer you drink the more energy you produce...I like it!
New version: WinHeist Version You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.
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Microsoft has unpublished temporarily the latest Windows 10 Mobile build from its servers while it works to fix installation problems. If only they knew the hardware manufacturer...
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I think Microsoft has now Scrum build for its release products: Development and tests are done WITH the customer.
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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KarstenK wrote: Development and tests are done WITH UPON the customer dead body.
FTFY
It looks like my company is using Scrum then...
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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