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And what exactly a Marketing Chief knows about technology?
From this article it looks like he knows nothing about marketing too...
Hey! Mr. Marketing Chief! This will NOT push W10 forward - you only damage Microsoft that way!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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If you look at infection rate reports[^], newer versions of Windows are much less likely to be infected than older ones. A trend that's been in place for at least the last few years (as long as I've been looking at the reports). OTOH a lot of the exploits being used are ones that were patched a long time ago; there's not enough detail to see how much is more severe inherent weakness vs sunshines who just decide to turn off Windows Update.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Don't worry, you're not living out a 13 Going on 30 scenario -- you're only "celebrating" 46 years of Facebook friendship with someone right now because of a glitch. Does this also mean I don't have 115 years experience with .NET?
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I just realize that I got my first FaceBook friend before my birth. 
Patrice
“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” Albert Einstein
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Which software had the most publicly disclosed vulnerabilities this year? The winner is none other than Apple’s Mac OS X, with 384 vulnerabilities. The runner-up? Apple’s iOS, with 375 vulnerabilities. "For the times they are a-changin'" (OK, not the Flash bit)
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Which software had the most publicly disclosed vulnerabilities this year?
Not the right criteria, patch size would be more accurate.
And MS is getting the lead back as all windows are on top places since w10 is a correction patch for all other windows.
Patrice
“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” Albert Einstein
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HAHAHA, clicks "Reply" on secure Windows 10 box
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HAHAHA, clicks "Reply" on secure Windows 10 box
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It seems that you may have an overactive duplicator.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Or maybe a Windows 10 bug. Doh!
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Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella has explained in an interview with BuzzFeed why the company is not concerned about the market share of its mobile operating system, which is about 1.7% globally. They're all about quality, not quantity?
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I dare not even read that, my bullshit tolerance is rather low today.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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What had you expect? Nadella confirms that his predecessors - who is currently the most powerful person on Microsoft board - is an a*hole?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Apple has had another class action lawsuit filed against it today. The lawsuit, filed in New York, claims that Apple deliberately crippled older devices with the recent iOS 9 upgrade. Who do I sue because I can't install Windows 10 on my XT?
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Who do I sue because I can't install Windows 10 on my XT?
Did you try with a couple MB of expanded memory ?
Patrice
“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” Albert Einstein
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Yeah, I even installed QEMM. Danged planned obsolescence!
TTFN - Kent
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If Qualitas Max8 don't help, I fear you have to switch to 486/33 any time soon.
Patrice
“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” Albert Einstein
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oh em gee my bff has an ios5 and if they ain't pdq they can foad.
New version: WinHeist Version They all laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at them because they're all the same. Kurt Cobain
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I am sure it means something. Just not sure what it means and to whom this is understandable.
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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As much as I generally like to tell class action trolls to go elephant themselves, in this case I think a lot of its self inflicted on Apple's part since they don't provide any easy way to revert to previous major iOS versions.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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The average human attention span – how long we can concentrate effectively on a single task – was recently reported by Microsoft to have dropped below the level attributed to goldfish. I was going to look to see if I've posted something like this before, but... Candy Crush Saga!
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This new year I'm giving up mobile. If I'm not sitting at my desk with dual 27'' monitors, it can wait. 
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Good luck with that. 
TTFN - Kent
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That's a great question. Let me think about it for a minute...
... wait, what was the question again?
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Upon review of inter-team communication, I see key warning signs come up again and again and are not addressed until the worst possible moment: when the problems have already surfaced. Collect the whole set!
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