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Hey, if you have to explain a joke...
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Hey, if you have to explain a joke...
“Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.”
-E.B. White
Yup, fell into that one... 
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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Build Microsoft will not, after all, restrict its open source, cross-platform web framework ASP.NET Core 2.0 from running on the Windows-only .NET Framework. "You do not abandon your users, you keep compatibility, you do not break them." Amen.
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Seems like a sensible thing to do. Is this really Microsoft?
Wout
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Microsoft is officially unveiling its Fluent Design System today at its Build developers conference, known previously as Project Neon. Blur is the new Aero
Also: "Fluent Design System"? Remember when Microsoft had good product names?
OK, me neither.
Also-also: I guess they felt a little burned after the Metro fiasco, but I don't think the light bulb people would sue them for NEON, would they?
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Fluent Design
I think they meant "Fluid Design", but hey, a mis-heard phrase turns into a new buzzword! 
Marc
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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"Fluid", as in "runs straight down the drain"?
[edit] and i'll resist the temptation of e-Fluent. [/edit]
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Peter_in_2780 wrote: and i'll resist the temptation of e-Fluent.
 But you didn't. 
Marc
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Old wine, new jars.
«When I consider my brief span of life, swallowed up in an eternity before and after, the little space I fill, and even can see, engulfed in the infinite immensity of spaces of which I am ignorant, and which know me not, I am frightened, and am astonished at being here rather than there; for there is no reason why here rather than there, now rather than then.» Blaise Pascal
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The dev/deploy/debug cycle can now be done without an Apple system. Now what will I do with my beret?
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No matter how you slice it, there's always a trade-off between speedy development and ultrareliable applications. Not with my upcoming, "Visual Assembly" IDE
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That column is a mess of mixing up various topics.
High productivity (the apple) -- why is it assumed that high productivity means a loss in fidelity in (insert orange here)?
What does "code you can maintain" have to do with "ultra-reliability"?
How does any of this have to do with getting code into production, which is a completely separate and often broken process?
Like I said, a mess of a column.
Marc
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Marc, Marc, Marc; it's Infoworthless; what do you expect?
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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On day 2 of its Build 2017 developers conference, Microsoft announced a name for its fall release of Windows 10 and showed off a few new features that will be in that update. The most eagerly awaited is the return of OneDrive placeholders. Running a little low on ideas are we?
Or: "Those features will really have a dramatic effect on my life style"
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Those features will really have a dramatic effect on my life style
Thanks for that.
I was crying too hard to type it myself.
[edit: bluddy autocorrect, again!]
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modified 12-May-17 13:22pm.
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Conexant's MicTray64.exe is installed with the Conexant audio driver
package and registered as a Microsoft Scheduled Task to run after each
user login. The program monitors all keystrokes made by the user to
capture and react to functions such as microphone mute/unmute
keys/hotkeys. Monitoring of keystrokes is added by implementing a low-
level keyboard input hook [1] function that is installed by calling
SetwindowsHookEx().
In addition to the handling of hotkey/function key strokes, all key-
scancode information [2] is written into a logfile in a world-readable
path (C:\Users\Public\MicTray.log). If the logfile does not exist or
the setting is not yet available in Windows registry, all keystrokes
are passed to the OutputDebugString API, which enables any process in
the current user-context to capture keystrokes without exposing
malicious behavior. Any framework and process with access to the
MapViewOfFile API should be able to silently capture sensitive data by
capturing the user's keystrokes.
No need to install a key logger. It is already there.
[EDIT 2017-05-15; for the sake of completeness]
HP has released updated drivers: HPSBGN03558 rev.1 - Conexant HD Audio Driver Local Debug Log | HP® Customer Support[^]
Quote: A potential security vulnerability caused by a local debugging capability that was not disabled prior to product launch has been identified with certain versions of Conexant HD Audio Drivers on HP products. HP has no access to customer data as a result of this issue.
[/EDIT]
modified 15-May-17 6:56am.
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That's what you get for leaving that #ifdef there.
I only have a signature in order to let @DalekDave follow my posts.
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HP again.
Remember BackWeb some years ago, installed with printer drivers?
Mean $%^&-in company.
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I remember Sony laptops came all out, pre-installed with a rootkit. These companies just care about one thing: profit.
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Rajesh R Subramanian wrote: I remember Sony laptops came all out, pre-installed with a rootkit
... And if you didn't have a sony laptop, all you had to do was insert a sony movie DVD, to get the same great service.
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Quote: all key-
scancode information [2] is written into a logfile in a world-readable path (C:\Users\Public\MicTray.log)
So just create a dummy user, create the path and file, and lock it off from other users.
Beating stupid people doesn't require a rocket surgeon.
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Today at Build 2017, Microsoft unveiled many cool new technologies, but there was one particular announcement that truly touched the hearts of many in attendance. Called "Emma," it is a wrist wearable that can help people suffering with Parkinson's disease.
Simply amazing.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Well it's not the only treatment for Parkinsons that no one has a clue why it works; but the risk of complications of that seems likely to be a few orders of magnitude lower than implanting[^] an electrode generating a sin wave at IIRC a few hundred hertz in your brain.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Quote: Remarkably, how it works isn't 100 percent known.
Fer feck's sake.
If they don't know how it works, they should either find out or bury the fecker.
Either that or wait for the lawsuits to pile up, when people start dying of strokes.
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