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Quote: Apple thinks Apple Watch customers are completely stupid
Aren't they?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Google's X lab is developing better batteries that last longer, according to The Wall Street Journal. How are they going to play advertisements on them?
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Sometimes, the powerful radio bursts detected by our telescopes have the look of alien beacons, or other strange astronomical phenomena. Other times, they’re caused by scientists reheating coffee. But what if it's aliens IN the microwave oven?
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Enterprise mobile app developers continue to grapple with many of the familiar dilemmas for creating apps that will best serve their organizations in the next year and beyond. Really long compile times?
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DatC aonsistency issues, usually.
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DARPA is hoping to do away with software updates as it embarks on a new project to establish a computer system designed to outlive 100 years of technological change. "The more things change, the more they stay the same."
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As part of an effort to make encryption a standard component of every application, the Linux Foundation launched its open source Let’s Encrypt project along with its intention to provide access to a free certificate management service. Ownay ecuritysay isyay easyyay
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NSA director suggested tech companies could provide an encryption key in pieces. Back doors are so last year
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i agree with the point that tech companies should take a stand against the nsa.
Perhaps they should make a encryption project that involves several companies
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
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Microsoft is working on two updates to the Windows 10 core, codenamed 'Redstone,' that are targeted to arrive in 2016, sources say. Windows 10, Minecraft Edition
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Windows 10, Minecraft Edition
So Microsoft was serious in not letting the Minecraft community down. Creepy.
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#SupportHeForShe If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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You know that Microsoft bought Mojang (Minecraft)?
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Right... so???
#SupportHeForShe If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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Let's just say my comment is bad because apparently it requires explanation to be funny.
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#SupportHeForShe If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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Don't bother, I really mean it - bad comment  I should have expressed it better.
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Along with the beta comes the first set of developer tools for the browser, helping publishers and programmers to build their websites around Maelstrom’s P2P technology. "I'll chase him round the Moons of Nibia and round the Antares Maelstrom and round Perdition's flames before I give him up!"
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If you're using Lucene.NET you're probably aware that there hasn't been an update for a long time while the Java version has been moving on constantly. At one point it even looked like the Lucene.NET project would die. I've been observing the Lucene.NET developer mailing list for a while and, joy oh joy, it looks like there will be a Lucene.NET 4.8.0 release soon:
http://mail-archives.apache.org/mod_mbox/lucenenet-dev/[^]
While it's not ready just yet, I thought I'd give you a heads-up in case you're contemplating to abandon the supposedly sinking ship.
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All I can say is: w00t!
We use Lucene.NET and even started our own cleaner, neater port of Lucene (the current port is...er...interesting). Any word on what changes are in store? Actual .NET centric code instead of a direct port from Java? Or is that asking too much?
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Numerous commits have the 'word' .NETification in them, usually preceded by the term API.
So yes. .NET Centric Code is on the way in 4.8!
W00T!!
(You can view changes on Github[^])
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Brisingr Aerowing wrote: So yes. .NET Centric Code is on the way in 4.8!
That might be a bit over-enthusiastic; from what I've gathered from the dev-mailinglist, they strive to port it in a .NET centric way, especially where performance can be gained by doing that, but getting the tests to pass has priority over that. Nonetheless, it'll probably be way better than in 3.0.3.
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Can you think of anything worse than bricking your phone when flashing a new ROM? Well, how about your Android device turning into a fancy paperweight when the official OTA update is installing? Lolly pops.
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DNA profiling (or genetic fingerprinting) has proved to be a revolutionary tool for forensic investigators as a means to identify potential suspects, exonerate the innocent and convict the guilty. But, like any forensic technique, it has its limitations. One limitation is in cases involving identical twins, something that has raised technical, legal and ethical problems — until now. Grob, Bob's evil twin brother, is in for a rude awakening.
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Well, given the probable number of cases where an identical twin tries to blame his twin for a crime he's committed, such research just has to be worth several million of taxpayers' money.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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