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Yes .... Walking dead like VB6
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Nasa is a major player in space science, so when a team from the agency this week presents evidence that "impossible" microwave thrusters seem to work, something strange is definitely going on. Either the results are completely wrong, or Nasa has confirmed a major breakthrough in space propulsion. A microwave-based propulsion system? I think the lunch area is about to get more interesting
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You have a bunch of astronauts on treadmills, see? And this microwave, OK? And in the microwave are Hot Pockets. So the astronauts are racing each other to get the Hot Pockets from the microwave...
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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And it will get faster as they get more hungry (to a point)! Brilliant!
TTFN - Kent
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Quote: interaction with the quantum vacuum virtual plasma
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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Unlike the mostly standards-based ‘desktop' web, many modern mobile web pages were designed and built for iOS and the iPhone. This results in users of other devices often receiving a degraded experience. Short version: many developers suck at browser detection (and really, why are we still doing this?)
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Your reading glasses will be so yesterday with UC Berkeley's new technology. These old eyes say, 'Yes, please'
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Hey, Look cool as you code! 
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How soon and better yet how soon could I afford? Much needed!
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
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No, thanks. I might be able to read the screen, but I couldn't read the keyboard, my notes, the phone keypad...
I'd constantly be putting my glasses on and off.
(My prescription is -7.)
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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-7?! Do you have to have a white key on your keyboard at that level? 
TTFN - Kent
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No, but I need a white cane while driving.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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I see your fuzzy logic.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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What seems more interesting to me is the possibility of adjusting the display to legally-blind-and-with-lots-of-weird-problems, donning a pair of glasses that inflict the same problems; and being able to use a nearly impossible to shoulder surf laptop in public.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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This is not your grandmother's Java. Despite hanging around since 1995, Java is the programming language that keeps on giving. In fact, in a recent jobs report, Dice.com named Java one of the top five languages to know if you want a programming job in 2015. "There's no accounting for taste"
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..and it reminds you each month it needs to update and that it runs on a whole lot of devices. Aw, and do you want this toolbar, after having declined it 15 times previously?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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That alone is a good enough reason to avoid Java, particularly on the client.
(Of course, the fact that most remote exploits on Windows nowadays relate to Java and Flash is another).
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Accountants have no taste.
bish bada boom
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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US law can apply anywhere in the world, so long as a technology company has control over foreign data, a court rules. Good news for local email providers
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Since they're all already playing shell games with oversees subsidiaries to outsmart the taxman, I wonder if they could do the same to tell the courts to pound sand. Create a new company called Not in America Datacenters; headquarter it in the EU, and then give it ownership of all non US datacenters and have it lock the US staff out. Since NAD wouldn't have any presence in the US it would be out of jurisdiction from our courts; and when they tried to pressure staff at the US headquarters to get data they'd just get giant access-denied errors.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Researchers devise stealthy attack that reprograms USB device firmware. Don't stick anything in your computer, unless you know where it has been
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Reducing tool complexity requires mercilessly applying YAGNI to your toolchain. Resist the siren songs of new, popular memes and the blandishments of vendors, and choose the tools that deliver only what you need. Oh, YAGNI, how I need you
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 Hear! Hear!
Do more with less!
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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We've also got some airgapped networks that we weren't authorized to update until late last year/early this year; at which point we discovered that they weren't covered by the standard MS site license 
, and that there was no money in the budget to buy upgrade licenses until the start of the new fiscal year a month ago. 
