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I am left wondering whether or not Shadowfax (not the music group) was a unicorn, and did Gandalf remove the horn to gain immortality?
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Most people think that land animals evolved from sea animals. In the case of unicorns, I tend to think the opposite. They returned to the sea and evolved into narwhals[^].
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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There is a group that takes newborn goats, fuses their horn buds into one centered bug, and they have a baby unicorn. The goats grow up with a single horn.
White, one horn. Pretty close to a unicorn.
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I used to work in a mad house too, but got fired.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Is it a coincidence that Jack The Ripper and Winnie The Pooh both have the same middle name?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Oscar The Grouch isn't amused.
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Watch out for Conan The Barbarian!
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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And they both rumbled some tumbly's
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seems that
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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: there is something wrong with you. Indeed. But what exactly?
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Actually it's only 79. The bagpipes joke appears twice, ironically rather undermining its point!
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Ironically, also one of the worst of the jokes listed.
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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: one of the worst of the jokes Not sure how you can even find one that's worse than another. They nearly all were terrible. Boo. Boo!!
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Did you really think so? Is it that you don't get the humor, perhaps? There are some pretty awful jokes in there but some quite funny ones as well.
Tim Vine[^], in particular, always gives good value. Note that not all of those jokes are his: some are from a long dead comedian called Tommy Cooper who, quite literally, died on stage in the middle of a joke. I met him once. Miserable git in real life.
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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: Is it that you don't get the humor, perhaps? If you understand the punchline but don't think it's funny, do you actually get the joke? Good question.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Indeed: but do you have an answer to my question? I am curious. For instance: "I used to think an ocean of soda existed, but it was just a Fanta sea." If you don't know what Fanta is, you can't get
the joke.
Were there any that did make you laugh?
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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: but do you have an answer to my question? I did. I get the jokes, they aren't funny.
Fanta Sea? That makes you laugh?
Granted, if my 6 year old was telling me these jokes, I would laugh.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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RyanDev wrote: I get the jokes,
It really doesn't appear so.
RyanDev wrote: Fanta Sea? That makes you laugh?
Do you know the reference?
RyanDev wrote: Granted, if my 6 year old was telling me these jokes, I would laugh.
If your 6 year old was telling these jokes he/she should go to Edinburgh and book a gig - they'd make money.
Anyway, you don't understandBrit humor: that's okay: few Americans are sophisticated enough to do so.
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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: few Americans are sophisticated enough Fanta is sophisticated?
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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