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FRESH TOMATOES FOR EVERYONE
A tomato plant is 3.7592 meter long. Starting at the first inch it grows a tomato every 3 inch...
How many vegetable you can pick from the plant?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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None.
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Actually a cucumber-tomato-onion salad topped with pieces of orange is very good...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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So is cucumber-strawberry-black-pepper-and-white-wine-vinegar! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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A tomato is the official “vegetable” of New Jersey and the official fruit (and vegetable) of Arkansas.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Couldn't find New Jersey, but at Ohio and Tennessee they know the difference between vegetables and fruits...
List of U.S. state foods - Wikipedia[^]
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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here[^]
Sin tack
the any key okay
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I want tomacco!
I'm gonna build a wall around my cubical and make Mexico pay for it!
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You have a metric tomato vine and English-Unit tomato locations - so obviously they're incompatible.
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If we could find a way to develop software with only brain Garfield would be a perfect candidate to any job...
Can't sleep[^]
Life perspective[^]
No waste[^]
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Eskimos may or may not have 20 words for snow.[^] Cats very certainly have far more than 20 words for sleep.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Commit Strip OTD: No-one’s fault[^]
Ever had that discussion? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Ever had that discussion?
yup, or at least a similar one - try having it with a Govt department who's job it is to oversee encryption used in Federal transactions - their documentation didnt match the API so I proved it by doing a DumpBin 'Exports' on the supplied Encryption DLL - "you did WHAT" .. it took a bit of explaining, but it was costing us time/$$ doing it manually, so I HAD do automate the task with the DLL - phew, I had visions of going to the klink ...
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Wow! Just yesterday I told the boss to choose between me and a contractor... They not only accused me that my code is wrong (which they never saw), but refused to run a live test to check it (because they can't afford to send one of the developers to the site)!!!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
modified 21-Feb-17 3:07am.
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So you need to reduce the contractor's status?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It's Hubble all over again. That was a c**k-up between US and European measurements.
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Just got a note, that my niece will turn 21 on the 29th of February... Couldn't find the day in my calendar...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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It's in 2020 - you need to skip forward to then.
This space for rent
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She's 84?
How old does that make you?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Cue The Pirates of Penzance. 
The OP said that his niece was 21, not that she had her 21st birthday.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: Cue The Pirates of Penzance.
I am the very model of a code-wallah in general
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Or how old that makes my parents...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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