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To someone who thinks you could lunch launch payloads to orbit by balloon.
Its just like this[^]
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MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
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modified 10-Jun-15 9:51am.
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HobbyProggy wrote: you could lunch payloads
Mmmmm, bacon. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Damn you Richard.. I just opened a rice pudding and now I want BACON instead 
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Simon_Whale wrote: I just opened a rice pudding
Are sick? Old? Toothless?
No?
Then you shouldn't damn him, you should thank him!
veni bibi saltavi
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I damn him because he has fed me the glorious thought of a bacon sandwich and all I have is a cherry flavoured rice pudding
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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You should be asking yourself why you have got into such a stupid situation where all you have is a pot of rice pudding. It's Muller isn't it? You poor b'tard
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The Muller with the bacon the bacon is all in 
if(this.signature != "")
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MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
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MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
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That I can answer, tis the problem of working in the sticks on Oxfordshire, it's around 10/20 miles to the nearest town.
So you have to plan well with lunch
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Well take the pig in with you in the morning. Sheesh, do we have to think of everything for you?
veni bibi saltavi
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Sorry Sir, I'll take myself outside and give myself a damn good thrashing 
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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No need for that, as you're in Oxon there's bound to be a Tory MP about to do that for you!
veni bibi saltavi
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Simon_Whale wrote: it's around 10/20 miles to the nearest town.
How far to the nearest pig?
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Nearest live pig about a mile
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Actually I would prefer a pork roast, riddled with bacon, seasoned and then roasted in the oven.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Ah you got me XD BACON teleports everything to space
if(this.signature != "")
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MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
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MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
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Maybe a very low orbit? 
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Hi All,
I have been sent a grovelling boiler plate letter to fill in and email to a company I had an interview with last week, should I? I ask as this is the widest spread I can think of (Juniors to Seniors). The role looked interesting, the location was a bit awkward. It's just the fact 'they' are the party asking you, rather you asking them. I accept that it changes every so often but I have seen it in the book "What Colour (Color) is my Parachute" but I have had chance to get to it yet.
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Have they sent you a letter thanking you for your time? No? Then they can, to put it as politely as I know, GDIAFBOT*.
In other news, all recruiters are b'tards, recruiters doubly so.
* that's Flaming Ball of Tar for those not to sure.
veni bibi saltavi
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FOAD == Flutter Off And Die...
GDIAF == Go Die In A Fire...
GDIAFBOT == Go Die In A Flaming Ball Of Tar
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So, yes it is Hungarian, Attila the Hun style
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Well Atila did have a way with words!
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Well, the irony is that he must have had that, in order to make other follow him.
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Hungarian is far more complex. As a language their swearing has made it all but impossible to say "Your Mother" without a kind adjective. There's even a tendency to improvise and combine multiple curses; and curses are what most of them are. So something like "May God [redacted] your 'seamstress' mother with a horse" would not be too surprising. On a good day, Mrs Wife can keep up a stream of expletive laden curses for fifteen minutes without hesitation, deviation or repetition.
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