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eh?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Where is the translation in this program? You are just adding extra world at end of each line, eh?
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I take it you've never actually conversed with Canadians, eh?
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I see where you are going, eh.
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You need to globalise the app, NZ you need add "hey" to the end of the sentence and "i" with "u", for Oz just stick a "but" on the end of every sentence. I'll get the thing released when it comes through and then we can watch the ultra tight get their tits in a tangle.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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For the Oz version, you also have to replace every '.' with a '?' to get the intonation right.
And don't forget the Welsh version: stick 'io' on the end of every verb, and get a six year old to spell the rest of it, Boyo.
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I think we may be on a winner here - don't the scotch just randomise the alphabet.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Depends how much of it you drink.
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Don't you mean Scots (scotch is the drink!)
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I was going to follow up with something about the language gin's but got dragged off to a meeting.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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We really, really do not wish to know about your I/O!
speramus in juniperus
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OriginalGriff wrote: For the Oz version, you also have to replace every '.' with a '?' to get the intonation right. I agree totally with that?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Here in the north east of England, we add 'like' to the end of every sentence like.
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Don't forget the random insertion of "pet", "canny", "bonnie lad" and "bonnie lass".
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Ääähm... In switzerland we randomly insert 'Ääähm" at the start of every sentence.
Veni, vidi, caecus
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Marco Bertschi wrote: Ääähm
No all public speakers seem to do that, without the amulet of course, that may be localised.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: without the amulet of course,
Um? Laut...
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Since Umlaut is a word of german origin (one of the few ones which are actually a part of the english language and not just used by badly english speaking germans) I translate it for you:
Um: Around (Um den Baum rennen = Run around the tree)
Laut: Noise, loud
Gives you: AROUNDNOISE, or AROUNDLOUD
Veni, vidi, caecus
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Wat, who you don't mean the little squiggly thing that my aunt tilde uses for emphasis do you, na couldn't be.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Näh - Ï mëän thë drünkën cölön!
[ëdït]Mïssëd önë![/ëdït]
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Deserves 5 just for the effort
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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To add to the other localizations, you need to think about the regions where they added 'init' to the end.
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'at's word, init?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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mmm ... I am thinking that if you attempted to model Managerese ... er ... that could be very ... uhh ... cool.
Getting the Scrum and Agile dialects right could ... uhh ... be a challenge ... maybe, but ... hey ... that's what Code Reviews are for ... err ... right !
"What Turing gave us for the first time (and without Turing you just couldn't do any of this) is he gave us a way of thinking about and taking seriously and thinking in a disciplined way about phenomena that have, as I like to say, trillions of moving parts.
Until the late 20th century, nobody knew how to take seriously a machine with a trillion moving parts. It's just mind-boggling." Daniel C. Dennett
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