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For some reason, half of my Azure environment stopped working.
I got some Web Apps that simply won't start.
I get some "HTTP Error 502.5 - Bad Gateway" and "The specified CGI application encountered an error and the server terminated the process."
Sometimes it starts, after like five minutes of loading, if I don't get a "500 - The request timed out".
I've added some poor man's logging which tells me it's not MY code that's running slow 
I even redeployed the application to a complete new Web App, something I've done a million times over, and it just won't start (but with another weird error message).
It worked two weeks ago 
Yesterday, I spent the entire day fixing a bug that (I guess) was some deadlock.
It always worked up till yesterday.
The DevOps builds failed yesterday as well, since the default .NET Framework was changed from 2.2 to 3...
My guess is that this is something similar, but that's almost not possible since it still works sometimes...
That's two days spent fixing "sudden" bugs and I have no idea where they came from (and so far I don't know how to fix them either) 
UPDATE:
I FOUND IT!
Or at least, I know where the problem is, not exactly what it is.
Apparently, it has something to do with Application Insights
I guess I'll just do without it, for now.
modified 1-Oct-19 6:21am.
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Why me?[^]
or, maybe...[^]
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
modified 1-Oct-19 6:49am.
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Fair enough 
I can't deny I've build up some negative karma in my life 
That time I hard coded "if (user.Name == "Some name")" (because the code worked for everyone except him) alone is worth decades of bad luck
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It could have been worse, if you had written that little gem in VB 
"Five fruits and vegetables a day? What a joke!
Personally, after the third watermelon, I'm full."
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Actually, it was... I just translated it to C# because this is CP and I'd like to keep it civil
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So, you definitely deserve your fate
One day, you'll end up in one of those groups:
Sander: Hi, my name is Sander, and I have used VB.
Group : Hi, Sander!
"Five fruits and vegetables a day? What a joke!
Personally, after the third watermelon, I'm full."
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I thought CP was that group!
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Isn't remove all application insight references step one in task list?
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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I've never had issues with AI, so I'm not sure why it's giving me such a hard time now.
It's also all automatically configured by Azure, so I can't really do anything with it.
No. 1 on the list is checking if I have some long running code, like connections to external services (especially KeyVault, which takes around 30 seconds on my local machine).
Step 2 is trying a redeploy.
Step 3 is add some extra logging.
I also just installed a Let's Encrypt test certificate, so I thought that might've been the problem.
Then there's checking if a deployment to a new Web App works (which it didn't).
...
Step 666 was to disable AI
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Sander Rossel wrote: I've never had issues with AI
But without?
Sander Rossel wrote: Step 666 was to disable AI
You think it's better to be naturally dumb than artificially intelligent? Wait, don't answer until you turn the AI back on... 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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All current "AI" is just machine learning.
So yeah, I think it's better to be naturally dumb than to be a marketing buzzword
Luckily, I can (almost) always trust my natural intelligence 
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Sander Rossel wrote: marketing buzzword
They did a great job. Nobody would want a trained monkey to drive their car, but very many can't wait to hand that job to a tiny computer that works with several orders of magnitude less neurons than that monkey.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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It's not the number of neurons that count, but what you do with them
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You bring hope to all insects of this world.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Mosquito's are still the deadliest animals to mankind ever, even above humans (and not for lack of trying).
Bees, on the other hand, are far more important for sustaining entire ecosystems.
Ants can take on much larger enemies by working together.
Spiders can shoot friggin webs from their butts!
Insects are pretty awesome despite their lack of neurons (awesomer than humans, no doubt)
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Isnt 2.2 are very old and outdated so called "legacy" version?
The ones who arent updating regularly are the damned in the M$ universe. 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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I'm assuming it's .NET Core, so 2.2 was the most up-to-date version until last week.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I didnt know that. Good point. 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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I meant .NET Core.
I'm not even sure if .NET Framework 2.2 exists
2.2 was the latest until 3.0 was released last week 
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That was insightful of you!
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I wish I was this insightful this morning when I found the problem, not four hours later 
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... and we are sitting here at work when we could all just jump into the bus and head over to the Oktoberfest. The real thing, not some imitation. But then I would probably also have to witness cruel scenes, like Brits warming up their beer with one of these[^]!
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Work: the curse of the drinking classes.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Yikes, warm beer? Don't they get exiled for that?
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No. We know that they are used to drinking only warm, stale beer without any foam. Having to live like that is punishment enough. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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