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I must be getting old. All I see is something with no leg-room, and a roof so low it would kill my back just by sitting in it.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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“If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat.” ― Douglas Adams
(To be on the safe side: don't scratch your head, curl up on the couch, or do any laps).
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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December 28
Take Dog apart. Disinfect. Reassemble.
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Huh...I would have guessed the first thing you get is a face full of claws
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My personal favorite, from the "Symbol and Operator Reference" page, is...
Quote: ``...`` | No more information available. | Delimits an identifier that would otherwise not be a legal identifier, such as a language keyword.
Seriously? What!?
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I'd guess it serves a similar purpose to putting @ in front of a variable name in C#:
@ (C# Reference) | Microsoft Docs[^]
In other words, something that should be avoided whenever possible.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Well, DEVOPS are a hot commodity these days.
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My personal favorite:
(|...|) Active patterns Delimits an active pattern; also called banana clips What. The. F***. are banana clips?
Software Zen: delete this;
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Apparently they are a high-capacity magazine for automatic weapons that resemble a banana (according to a quick Google).
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Ah. I consider myself abashed for not having G'ed it on my own.
Software Zen: delete this;
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And remember, if that's not enough, you can make your own as well
Java, Basic, who cares - it's all a bunch of tree-hugging hippy cr*p
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Does that mean if I use F# I'll have more problems than if I use regular expressions?
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If you use regular expressions to solve a problem, you now have two problems. If you use F#, the number of problems is determined by F(i) , where i is the number of operators you've used and F is the Fibonacci sequence.
Software Zen: delete this;
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APL was easier to read!
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Only 5 days left to go to submit your IoT articles in the Summer Fun with Arduino Challenge. We have about $1500 in cash prizes up for grabs for the 2 article challenges. And the faster you get it in there, the better your chances of winning the bonus prize of a CodeProject branded mug, so send those articles in today!
Congrats to our spot prize winner of the day - CPallini - you've won yourself a Raspberry Pi 3B+ starter kit and we know you're going to love using it as much as we do!
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Jovita Dsa wrote: Congrats to our spot prize winner of the day - CPallini - you've won yourself a Raspberry Pi 3B+ starter kit and we know you're going to love using it as much as we do!
Wow, thank you!
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Nice one Carlo!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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You are most welcome. Hope you enjoy using it!
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No, the soapbox is there. Toxic posts and atmosphere is no longer tolerated, which is understandable and common sense.
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But it's no longer in the dropdown. Nor is the Insider stuff, and the weird/wonderful stuff.
Or are they only visible if *I* do something to make them visible? It has been such a long time...
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