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Are Spirit Guides people who know where the Gin is?
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Ask Nagy! 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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It's the spirit that moves them. They therefore can only tell you where the gin was.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Just before christmas, I was out shopping with the missus, and she could tell that all the people, the christmas decorations and music etc was getting on my nerves...
So she asked me: "Where's your christmas spirit?"
And my answer was: "What do you mean? It's right there on the shelf in the liquor store!" 
True story! 
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
modified 17-Jan-18 11:19am.
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No, that is just whiskeyful thinking. 
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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vodka you talkin about?
Signature ready for installation. Please Reboot now.
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Please beer with me, and stop wineing!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Wasn't there a book, Tequila Thunderbird or something like that?
Software Zen: delete this;
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The day's shot with another rum idea for a pun. Many rye remarks will will be brandied about and ale you do is sit back and gin at the responses.
None of this will koumiss a surprise to you!
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W∴ Balboos wrote: for a punch
FTFY
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Only NaGin, The God of all the Spirits...
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I was in PC World last night and they were selling LG TV's - why not Bi-sexual ones too? Doesn't seem like a PC world.
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And come to that, where are the one legged ones?
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OriginalGriff wrote: where are the one legged ones?
All of the monitors here are one-legged. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I thought that monitors have four legs, a long tail and lots of teeth. Look here: Monitors[^]
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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I can see three on at least two of them!
And the others, perhaps club-footed?
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OriginalGriff wrote: And come to that, where are the one legged ones?
They still are trying to get off Hawaii, where all others already ran for it on saturday.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Were there any BT phones?
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Did it have BT connection? In that case it's a very PC World.
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I hope you're not assuming my gender 
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How about this for a twist on the CCC theme?
Two linked clues, provided without definition, leading to two synonymous answers:
1) Insanely nice record, we hear ... (9)
2) ... covering hit with upgraded intro (4,4)
Edit:
Well no-one got it and it's miles down the page now, so the answers were:
1) Cinephile (insanely nice = CINE + PHILE soundex FILE = record)
2) Film buff (covering = FILM hit = CUFF - initially upgraded, the C changes to a B)
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
modified 18-Jan-18 5:45am.
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The C³s not cryptic nuff for ya eh?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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C4 is just way more explosive!
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Oh, so that's what CCC stands for!
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