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With 331Erock, I like his sense of humour.
This space for rent
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Happiness = Awesome
Jeremy Falcon
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I WONDER IF ANYBODY IS READING..
Not sure what to say here.
I read them.
Well done.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy Falcon.
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Thanks man. Trying to show Marc web dev doesn't have to suck.
Jeremy Falcon
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Cool !
I hope you'll write an article about this.
cheers, Bill
«While I complain of being able to see only a shadow of the past, I may be insensitive to reality as it is now, since I'm not at a stage of development where I'm capable of seeing it.» Claude Levi-Strauss (Tristes Tropiques, 1955)
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I would, but I'm on a job hunt right now... so it's my main goal. I should though. Someone needs to show JavaScript some love.
Jeremy Falcon
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I don't get any music, and the credits get reset immediately after
<div class="job">In Memory Of</div>
<div class="name">Oiled-Up Pictures</div>
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What browser was it? I really didn't test it much since I was just farting around. I coded it on Chrome.
Jeremy Falcon
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Sorry, I am using: Google Chrome 62.0.3202.94 (Official Build) (64-bit) (cohort: Stable), and still the same problem. Which is more weird if it all works for you. If I had the right skills I might be able to figure out why.
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No worries man. It was mainly bait for Marc anyway and not exactly production code. I am slightly curious though. May be network related. You can always check out the network tab in Chrome's dev tools to see.
Jeremy Falcon
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That's OK, just a pity it didn't work for me. It looked quite amusing.
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Ok, I already replaced the text with this one:
Quote: It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire.
During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the DEATH STAR, an armored space station with enough power to destroy an entire planet.
Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, Princess Leia races home aboard her starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save her people and restore freedom to the galaxy....
Now let's have the text scroll in 3D and let's replace the background.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Jeremy Falcon
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I can't see how JavaScript connected here?! You can do the same without a bit of it...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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The script part delay loads the credits. And you gotta think big picture. Marc is not feeling the love for the web man. It's also a joke. Gotta not be so literal.
Jeremy Falcon
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Don't take me wrong! It is great! Really...
I just was thinking it has not the power to plant the love of JavaScript in the heart of Marc...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Then I'll resort to drugs if I must. It's gonna happen though.
Jeremy Falcon
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What music? I tried it in IE, Firefox and Chrome - nada.
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Damn demos never working. I really didn't test it since it's a joke. But it worked on my machine.
Jeremy Falcon
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: I present to you one of a zillion reasons why JavaScript and web development is awesome.
That's awesome.
Jeremy Falcon wrote: One day... one day Marc... you'll accept JavaScript. One day.
I suppose it's sort of like discovering that the gangly buck-toothed girl in Junior High School has turned into a ravishing beauty versed in the Kama Sutra?
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Marc Clifton wrote: I suppose it's sort of like discovering that the gangly buck-toothed girl in Junior High School has turned into a ravishing beauty versed in the Kama Sutra? Ha ha. That's a great analogy, and spot on man. The is growing up. In another 10 years it'll be a hot chick.
Jeremy Falcon
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Oh, snap. What do that make you, in the meantime?
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Um, um... it means I have a lot of potential?
Jeremy Falcon
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: why JavaScript and web development is awesome. This worked on Chrome and Firefox, it has some issues on Edge, and it doesn't work on IE, I couldn't test on Safari
Ok, that's not true, but I just wanted to debunk your "web development is awesome" statement, because it really isn't
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Sander Rossel wrote: because it really isn't It's no worse than dealing with issue on the desktop man. It's only a PITA if you let it be. If you find your path it's pretty cool, and always getting better.
Jeremy Falcon
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