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If a chicken crosses the road, is that poultry in motion?
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Bootiful!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Just as long as it stays abreast of the oncoming Mac truck!
Marc
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It's Big that truck - thank you for that Nugget of information!
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Feather you realize it or not, that's a lot of crop to peck through and consider.
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I want to live in a world where a chicken can cross the road without its motives being questioned.
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it's a free chicken 
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You get a good one, so are you going to crow about it.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Nah - you'll just flip me the bird if I do!
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Reminds me of the children's poem:
Birdy, birdy, in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye, gee I'm glad cows can't fly.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Mary had a little lamb,
She also had a duck.
She put them on the mantlepiece,
To see if they would f...all off.
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Mary had a little lamb,
The doctor was surprised.
When old MacDonald had a farm,
The old quack nearly died!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Dost thou imply that, of a walking hen,
Across the road it travels, to only then
Meet up with a Roost, he being quite the C0ck,
Who takes the same upon the hen behind the hardened rock?
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This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a walking stick against a fierce predator.
Here is her story in her own words:
"While out walking along the edge of a creek just outside of our house in Darwin with my soon to be ex-husband discussing our property settlement, kids and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 5 metre. Crocodile which suddenly emerged from the murky water and began charging at us very fast with its large jaws wide open.
The Croc must have been protecting her young and her home because she was extremely aggressive. If I had not had my little $5 Reject Shop walking stick with me, I would not be here today!
Just one hard whack to my estranged husband's knee cap was all it took.. ..The Croc got him easily and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace.
The amount I saved in lawyer’s fees was really incredible and I got the lot.
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Link? 
Marc
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They say she was shedding crocodile tears at the funeral.
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Just posted QA and You[^]
Personal goal: 200 by the end of the year. 
Marc
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Some of the images do not load. FYI.
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This happens sometimes with new articles. Reload the page and they should be there. I had one missing image upon initial load and got all after reloading.
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That'd take seven lifetimes, not seven articles.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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When I read the title I thought you meant Quick Answers[^] 
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