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Simon_Whale6-Jul-15 23:13

Simon_Whale

6-Jul-15 23:13

Can I suggest that you pre order 60 bottles of Gin?

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.

Help end the violence EAT BACON

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter6-Jul-15 23:14

6-Jul-15 23:14

It is Nagy we talking about! He has more than 60 in normal days... Smile | :)

Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

Simon_Whale6-Jul-15 23:20

Simon_Whale

6-Jul-15 23:20

Even 150cl bottles

Large Gin bottles[^]

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.

Help end the violence EAT BACON

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter6-Jul-15 23:23

6-Jul-15 23:23

Quote:
Cheese knife? He eats it by the block!

Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

Nagy Vilmos6-Jul-15 23:26

6-Jul-15 23:26

I have my IVG on standby! Laugh | :laugh:

veni bibi saltavi

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter6-Jul-15 23:30

6-Jul-15 23:30

IVG? Intra-Venous Gin? That should be something!!!

Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

Daniel Pfeffer7-Jul-15 0:31

Daniel Pfeffer

7-Jul-15 0:31

You drink 60 bottles, and what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt.
St. Peter, don't call me 'cause I can't go...
My daughters have driven me to Hell and below.

[With apologies to Merle Travis and to the miners]

If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.

--Winston Churchill

modified 7-Jul-15 7:26am.

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter6-Jul-15 23:17

6-Jul-15 23:17

"Mindenki azt kapja amit megérdemel..."
or
"Mindenki olyan kalappal köszön, amilyen van neki..."

Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

Nagy Vilmos6-Jul-15 23:25

6-Jul-15 23:25

Curse a gnome!

veni bibi saltavi

HobbyProggy6-Jul-15 23:36

HobbyProggy

6-Jul-15 23:36

A bottle of Gin every hour, gives for the day enough power!

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megaadam6-Jul-15 23:46

megaadam

6-Jul-15 23:46

A gin a day
Keeps the daughter away
Hmmm | :|

Life is too shor

OriginalGriff6-Jul-15 23:55

OriginalGriff

6-Jul-15 23:55

Get a job you feckless scrounger! Laugh | :laugh:

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Nagy Vilmos6-Jul-15 23:58

6-Jul-15 23:58

I don't get anything from the state.
Your view is mirrored, with slightly more choice language, by my dear wife.

veni bibi saltavi

OriginalGriff7-Jul-15 0:04

OriginalGriff

7-Jul-15 0:04

You're still scrounging off the wife! Wink | ;)

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Nagy Vilmos7-Jul-15 1:11

7-Jul-15 1:11

That's what she said!

veni bibi saltavi

OriginalGriff7-Jul-15 1:19

OriginalGriff

7-Jul-15 1:19

I have noticed that they tend to ignore the many years when you were earning and they weren't... Sigh | :sigh:

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RossMW7-Jul-15 0:02

RossMW

7-Jul-15 0:02

Yep. Got one of those at uni. A real pain. Comes home for the holidays and makes a mess, steals my garage space. Uses my petrol. Eats all the food. Then she goes back to uni at other end of the country.

But I miss her.

It's a pain, but enjoy it while you can Smile | :)

Nagy Vilmos7-Jul-15 0:05

7-Jul-15 0:05

She's still at school so instead of using my petrol, she just expects me to drive her everywhere.

In other news, expectations may be crushed.

veni bibi saltavi

RossMW7-Jul-15 0:10

RossMW

7-Jul-15 0:10

Hang in there.. They grow out of it at about 17 and start to become humans again. In the interim.

GO ON A LONG SUMMER HOLIDAY (without the kids) Laugh | :laugh:

Nagy Vilmos7-Jul-15 0:11