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Is that really you, or a young Bruce Willis?
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Both?  I very occasionally do get told I resemble him in that pic.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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Being South African I can understand your confusion at a Judge finding Someone guilty of something.
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No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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Problem Scenario
*You are a programmer and want to ask all programmers who interested in AOP a question, how can you do this?
*You are a student and want to ask other students how to study math for example?
*You are director of company and want employees within your city.
How we will contact with each other.
*We not need a prefect search engine; we need super computers for NLP (natural language processing).
1-You will write personal data that you want to share with others, such that
My name is Zeko Peko, I’m programmer from china, I interested in AOP,……..
2-NLP server will parse your personal file, your Facebook account, your blog, and add data record for you.
3-When you ask for something, NLP server will parse the question and display list of people and related personal data summary.
4-you will connect directly to these people.
Excuse for bad English
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As a programmer; why would I answer a question?
What's in it for me?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Rep!
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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The joy of doing something good, especially atound Christmas! 
*Starts singing*
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas... Q and A todaaaay!
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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You mean that everyone posting QA questions is full of Christmas Spirit?
Yes, that would make some sense.
They are all drunk!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It is not a stackover flow [^] , You can search for Delphi programmers who work with DotNet ,and live in Netherlands  .
*Search engine will display list of people who satisfy your search criteria.
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4. You will be directly connected to :
a. 100 Nigerians who wish to share immense fortunes with you.
b. 100 Russian dating sites
c. an uncountable number of pron sites.
d. an uncountable number of scams that will attempt to install malware, or phish for personal information to be used for nefarious purposes.
e. the CIA
f. NSA
g. Homeland Security
h. other security and intelligence services in many other countries
«OOP to me means only messaging, local retention and protection and hiding of state-process, and extreme late-binding of all things. » Alan Kay's clarification on what he meant by the term "Object" in "Object-Oriented Programming."
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So...situation normal then?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Ah say one copacetic wid' I and I i-ditate here on de stoop of de shanty, Bredda, nah a John Crow in de sky.
«OOP to me means only messaging, local retention and protection and hiding of state-process, and extreme late-binding of all things. » Alan Kay's clarification on what he meant by the term "Object" in "Object-Oriented Programming."
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I and I glad to hear dat mon.
Hopefully yuh ave som bea an high grade to help yuh relax drough de evening.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You want to talk secret? This is how.
a6NP0RMKhRtmo9Pn4lnbRuO+3KfdcjjzEU3qruvgT7MjxzHCkqy/1o/qm03jybcA
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Secret? No, that was clear as day if you speak Jamaican!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That's a naughty, naughty thing to do when the OP isn't a native speaker. 
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Incidentally, the code does have a meaning. It's genuinely encrypted nonsense, not random gibberish.
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I thought it probably did - I'm just too lazy to try and decode it!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Well I know what you're missing.
And yes.
It isn't worth the effort.
However; imagine a billion facebook users all using a variant. Chaos! Boring comments that could mean the end of civilisation as we know it! Excuse me. I dropped my Chewit. 
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BillWoodruff wrote: Ah say one copacetic wid' I and I i-ditate here on de stoop of de shanty, Bredda, nah a John Crow in de sky.
Babylon says: get back to work.
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I rather avoid d) but a) and b) seems good! 
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[I up vote your comment]
*Yes this will be Risky,but as search result will be a list of real persons computers, you can rate those people.
*The real benefit of such search engine is that can communicate with others who interested in your request.
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BillWoodruff wrote: c. an uncountable number of pron sites.
Countable if you have both hands free...
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So, a really intrusive and annoying version of Google Hangouts then. Oh, does your engine take into account that I might be at work, or in a meeting, or home asleep?
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