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Mike Hankey wrote: All the ingredients a growing lad/lass needs except Bacon
FTFY!
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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Alas
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: Yum! Gotta get me some of that gluconic acid!
Tastes just like chicken bacon.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
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I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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Meh, it is easy enough to make the real thing though. And depending on the pork and eggs it's probably healthier for you than soybean oil.
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"Baconnaise is a bacon-flavored mayonnaise-based product that is Ovo vegetarian and kosher certified."
That's not Bacon, that's Fakeon.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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Indeed, or rather Fakeonnaise
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
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Agent__007 wrote: Fakeonnaise
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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Criminal of the day[^]
Anyone seen Pompeyboy (or whatever he was last called) recently?
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I pretended to be a ghost once, but people saw right through me.
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You obviously didn't get into the spirit of the thing!
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Keep padding that budget with silly fines...
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To be fair he was kind of asking for it
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Where you see 'asking for a fine' I see 'asking for an arse kicking'.
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What beats me is how he gets time added onto his suspended sentence, rather than being sent straight to jail without stopping at go.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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The UK can't afford to give him £200...
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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Waitaminute!
"Police were alerted and arresed and charged Stallard, 24, with using threatening or abusive words or behaviour likely to cause distress"
They can arrest people for "behaviour likely to cause distress"?!?
Hot Damn! That means we can really go after hedge fund managers and tories!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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India were 8/4 yesterday.
You might find him at Old Trafford?
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He feels ill going as far north as London, I think it could be fatal for him to go to Manchester.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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The closing arguments in the Pistorius trial are only being delivered now, is it just me or did that trial go on for bloody ages? Is that a South African thing?
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Don't you remember the OJ trial? That went on for ages as well - or at least it seemed to. How long would it take in a country that didn't beleive in "swift" justice?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Actually it's been quicker than a lot of cases because it's a high profile case. Other cases can drag on for years, being postponed at various stages, but this one got a lot of attention so it moved along quicker.
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The entire legal system has been built/designed by lawyers to create as many billable hours as possible. They basically wrote themselves a lucrative career. The entire system is utter nonsense and lawyers should be strung up on lampposts as a warning to others who would attempt to rob the down trodden and unfortunate in this manner.
I'm sorry to say this but it really is time for Western Civilization to disappear.
It had a good run.
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be careful what you wish, some cultures will string you up from said lamppost for believing in a different invisible sky pixie (or even just a different flavour of the right sky pixie)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote: be careful what you wish, some cultures will string you up from said lamppost for believing in a different invisible sky pixie (or even just a different flavour of the right sky pixie) I don't think making the legal system simple, efficient, and straightforward is the same thing as frontier justice. Those other cultures aren't stringing people up because they lack lawyers - they're stringing people up because they're idiots.
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the problems with simple laws is that they only protect the clever
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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