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Long enough. The wall was too far away.
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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Your score please.
I only got a 26. 
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32. Fewer than I'd have liked.
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I'm assuming he was in a vacuum, so he was well-dead before he hit the poor innocent unsuspecting wall.
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What? You wanna leave vacuum alone with JB? That would make vacuum gasp for breath.
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That's not your shirt, Dave...[^] 
(SFW)
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Man, I have NEVER been that drunk!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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I don't THINK I have. But my early 30s were pretty exciting.
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Dalek Dave wrote: I have NEVER been that drunk...
... yet! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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If you had been that drunk, would you know it?
Politicians are always realistically manoeuvering for the next election. They are obsolete as fundamental problem-solvers.
Buckminster Fuller
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Dalek Dave wrote: Man, I have NEVER been that drunk thin!
ftfy
speramus in juniperus
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My racing snail is not winning races any more so I decided to remove his shell - to make him more aerodynamic. It didn't work.
If anything it made him more sluggish.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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I'll get your coat!
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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He shell feed him better instead.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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My snail got molested by a turtle and when I asked her if she got a look at the perpetrator she said no it all happened to fast.
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Does he go up to other snails now going "Big Issue!" ???
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I'll get my boot.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I, recently, was informed that digestive system of pandas is same as that of a bear. They are meant to eat meat but all they eat is bamboo. Interesting. There are insanely huge amounts of surprises universe has for us.
/Back to learn why they don't eat meat.
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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Pandas refuse to do anything that would enable them to survive.
Crappest animal ever, they don't deserve saving.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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But they look cute - as long as you don't look too closely - which means they survive by getting others to do all the difficult bits.
A bit like students and QA really.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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ChrisElston wrote: Crappest animal ever
Sorry, but that will be a pigeon. The rat with wings.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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I have immense love for wildlife. I find this heart breaking.
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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They're black, white, Asian and cute. That just have to be politically incorrect.
Politicians are always realistically manoeuvering for the next election. They are obsolete as fundamental problem-solvers.
Buckminster Fuller
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I'll swap you a koala for stupid. Only eats a certain type of gum leaf and sleeps 20 hours a day because that food source is so low in nutrition. Some bears are really stupid.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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