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Beagle: Love to help you mate [cough, splutter] but [wheeze] my old lungs ain't what they [cough] used to be...
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Labradoodle(like mine): What does changing a light bulb have to do with rubbing my belly?
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If you think dogs can change lightbulbs, you're barking.
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16. Attack Chihuahua: Bite me.
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16. Cavalier King Charles Spaniel(*): Changing your own light bulb, bitches.
(*) My mother spent my inheritence on one of these.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Irish Wolfhound: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ... Huh? Oh, there is a burned out lig...ht.... bulb.... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...
Keep Clam And Proofread
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√(-1) 23 ∑ π...
And it was delicious.
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What is the procedure of becoming microsoft student partner?
I am an engineering student!
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Did you try this[^] link?
/ravi
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I appreciate your help sir. But i was looking for guidance from the one who has already made it.
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I clicked on the link and found the process. You need to meet certain criteria and apply online. You also need a faculty reference.
/ravi
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Have you thought of asking Microsoft?
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Perhaps he doesn't like the idea of dealing with Microsoft
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Monster Maker wrote: What is the procedure of becoming microsoft student partner?
Here[^]
Pretty obvious, isn't it?
By the way, to start you need to select your country in the dropdown...
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colon."
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Can you show me? PLZ ITZ URGENTZZ!
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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And you think u did something really cool! :P
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Well, it showed more initiative than you did in your original post!
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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Long lost friend.
I didn't know that. Tell me more?
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I smell troll.
Guess we are handling him like a pig: Fatten him and then slaughter him to get precious bacon.
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colon."
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And you think you are funny?
Listen up, young fella:
We love to solve problems. None of us is doing it as a way to get money - We all have a day job and we don't appreciate slimy answers to our answers, especially if they were correct.
I tend to say that my answer was correct.
You have asked
Monster Maker wrote: What is the procedure of becoming microsoft student partner?
I answered you by providing a link where you can sign up to be a M$ student partner.
A normal answer is "Thank you" or "That is not what I was looking for", but not a trollish
Monster Maker wrote: And you think <layer>u did something really cool! :P
Why? Because I did answer your question. Of course that is cool since it is the proof that I am actually able to answer easy questions myself (An ability which most of today's students lack of - I can say that since I am young myself) which seems pretty cool to me .
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colon."
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Calm Down Sir! :P
You shouldn't give long explanations to prove how cool you are.
Best of luck for your day job.
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Monster Maker wrote: You shouldn't give long explanations to prove how cool you are.
Bug the elephant off with your ignorance
Short enough?
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colon."
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No,
the point wasn't that you should be short,
the point was you shouldn't prove that you are cool
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Monster Maker wrote: the point was you shouldn't prove that you are cool
And you shouldn't proof that you aren't able to look up answers to simple questions on the Internet.
Don't tell me that you would've been able to since that, on the other hand, would proof that you are lazy as elephant.
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colon."
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As lazy as elephant... I will take care of the compliment.
Wish me luck for the next post sir. You made my day B)
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I did a decent run on the treadmill last evening, which was for about 45 minutes or so and I was drenched in sweat at the end. I had more energy left in me, but I had to go home as the gym was closing down early for Gandhi Jayanti (a public holiday here).
Today, I've this uncontrollable cravings to eat not-so-healthy things. Eaten a samich, which I think is OK. But about 25 cashew nuts have been consumed too, which calls for a round on the cycle and a deadlift session tomorrow. And the dinner is yet to come, which is probably ghee rotis and some dal and/or curry with raita.
Gone are the days when I was a "bodybuilder dude". Presently I am making it a point to go to the gym only out of guilt to compensate for my crazy eating habits. I'm glad at least I've that much spirit left in me, because otherwise I think I'll become one of those really fat guys who you pray shouldn't take the seat next to you on a plane.
Ah, I can smell parathas being cooked.
[edit] On a serious note, I've started to make a conscious effort to tone up what's left of the muscles. [/edit]
What are your eating and working-out habits/patterns like?
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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