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That's when ribbons were invented.
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Yeah, about one century after Clippy died.
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I hear that his family were all bent out of shape over his treatment by Microsoft.
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Yeah, they had to put it straight.
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I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Clippy is dead? Tell me ain't so.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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He was buried under the bridge on a Pentium 3 motherboard.
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Well, it beats the cr@p out of using 1970[^].
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Just heard a traffic report on the wireless with the unbelievable line "[...] people slowing down to look at Luton."
I kid ye not!
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It's a traffic accident.
[Yes, I know people describe Luton that way as well]
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: [Yes, I know people describe Luton that way as well] I thought Luton was described as a trainwreck.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Living across a vast body of water (and glad of it, as you must be, too) I don't know much about Luton.
From this and previous allusions, it would appear to be a uniquely English form of buggery ?
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Indeed, that radioactive glowing makes it an interesting place to see.
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I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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That's no radioactivity, it's the reflection from all the sun beds.
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Apparently, that's why people go to Salisbury Train Station, too.
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You're in Woking so you misheard the line was probably "People slowing down to look at looting".
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I am on the South North side of the canal, that makes us posh dunnit.
Big oops. I get confused sometimes, I live in Horsell [which is North of Woking] but off South Road. I have had a life long brain fart over this, that because it's called South Road [it runs South West into the village] it is on the South side. One day, probably by the time I'm 143, I'll remember that Horsell [the posh bit what HGW wrote about] is to the North of the bomb site.
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modified 16-Sep-13 8:35am.
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+5
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At the weekend Mrs Wife saw a pair of earrings. She liked the earrings. I bought the earrings.
That is my Christmas shopping finished for the year. I think you'll agree being done by mid-September allows me a certain amount of smugness.
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Oh dear. She really got you, didn't she. Hook, ring, and dangly bit.
Keep a record of how many times she says "much nicer than those earrings we saw" between now and mid-December.
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No, she's pretty fussy about jewelry and when she decides she likes a piece it is unlikely she'll want something different. Every year I try to get her a new piece for Christmas and she knows this. As a result she looks at a lot of stuff, normally without me, and knows what to expect for my money.
Yellow and white diamonds on a square white gold mount. Very pleasing to the eye and not too painful on the wallet. Painful, but not as bad as it could be.
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This from the man complaining about buying clothing for his children?
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Clothes for children?
Hey, laptops and jewelery come first!
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