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I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Haven't seen that yet, but would make it easier to identify.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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...I read code and, well, that's it, I see the code I read.
I just had the bizarre experience of reading some code and realizing, wow, someone actually typed this, character by character, with thought about why they were writing this code.
A somewhat disturbing experience, as now I can't stop.
The code, BTW, that triggered this experience was LookAheadEnumerator: Implement Backtracking in Your Parsers[^]
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You've been bewitched!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Forogar wrote: You've been bewitched!
Yup!
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Not so disturbing; you're achieving enlightenment.
Zen suggests the same thing when eating (visualizing): from where, by who, how … field to table. One chew at a time.
It was only in wine that he laid down no limit for himself, but he did not allow himself to be confused by it.
― Confucian Analects: Rules of Confucius about his food
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Quote:
WARNING: Choking hazard
This device may contain small parts that may be a choking hazard to children under 3 years. Keep small parts away from children.
Good advice. Except this is the H&S info for ... A Microsoft Surface ... Just how big are America children's mouths?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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I'd be more worried on the implication that small parts (regularly?) fall out of surfaces.
<< Signature removed due to multiple copyright violations >>
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I'd be amazed - the biggest hole on it is the USB3 socket ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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OriginalGriff wrote: the biggest hole on it is the USB3 socket ... ... Which is the perfect size for a poison dart array!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Quote: This device may contain small parts that may be a choking hazard to children under 3 years. Keep small parts away from children.
There's not enough may 's.
This device may contain small parts that may be a choking hazard to children who may be under 3 years. You may want to keep small parts away from people who may be children...
...may you be silly enough to buy a Microsoft Surface, let alone have children...
...whom you may have allowed to play with the surface.
Next incarnation, Mr Clifton, Esquire!
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Marc Clifton wrote: may you be silly enough to buy a Microsoft Surface
I'm quite surprised with it - at full price it's an expensive option but mine was second hand - after the XBox 360 debacle I wasn't expecting any MS hardware to be any good, but it's surprisingly solid and works really well with Win10. A lot more "together" than my WookieTab was, and with a much more responsive digitiser.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Don't all these devices come with a pen?
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No, you have to pay extra for that! Give away profits? Never!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Well, mine did, but that was a first-gen unit.
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By the time they got around to gen 2, all the free pens had probably been eaten.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Our grandson was around 4 when he got hold of an old (disused) computer keyboard, and without anyone noticing started prying loose the keys, re-inserting them in random places. Using that keyboard would have been quite a challenge afterwards! But the point is that he could have choked on one of the keys.
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Does Christmas have you feeling Santamental?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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You're really sleighing it with these treemendous puns.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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You take the naughty with the nice: it's a package deal.
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Yes. For me it is a time of elf-reflection!
I, for one, like Roman Numerals.
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In 2020 I will be leaving the computer vision industry... and joining the coffee making industry.
Been in the old job for 15 years - overly time for a change, methinks.
It might be an interesting commute though - Aylesbury to High Wycombe. Oh well, see how it goes - the job certainly looks worth it.
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A Project Manager of mine used to do Aylesbury to Alton, Hampshire daily and never complained about it. Mind you, it was a company car and fuel, so it was cheaper than moving house ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Now that is a nasty commute. 1h 30 according to google maps. Probably a fair bit longer with traffic.
High Wycombe is only 30 minutes according to Google Maps, but it took me 1h 30 when I went for the interview. Oh well, lets hope that was just a very bad traffic day.
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